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Next stop, Workers Alley.

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Next stop, lift up here. Bruno, how are you? Thank you very much. Very, very kind of you, Bruno. You're a saint and a scholar and a bloody sweetheart. I love the responsivity of the pedals on this bus. Very nice.

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That's mine. Bo diddlies, how are you? Bo big diddies, I mean, sorry. Favorite style of egg? Well, I'm a sucker for the boiled. I'm a sucker for the scrambled. But I'm a bastard for the boiled. And I'm a fucker for the fried.

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But you didn't hear that on Schlug Ehring, because we are PG Tips. No swear words. We're pure PG Tips. The monkeys who made tea. Remember that? What a fantastic piece of artwork. Or advertising, whatever way you want to skin that apple.

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No, how are you? What's the story with you? Are you well? We'll get you on this bus. If it's a lash, by hook or by crook.

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Are you at the right time? Is today 50? No, 380. 2, 3, 56, 70, 80.

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One chicken, please.

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In like a day senior quantity. Yeah, no problem.

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Thank you.

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Hello. Is everybody getting on? Nobody's getting on there, look.

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Are you stuck? This old lady is stuck.

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Jimmy Murphy with the gold ring.

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Are you doing a business donating?

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Ludo, thank you.

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You can get on this.

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Yeah.

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Before I forget that, mate.

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Now, the first one says, hello, Shreemus.

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Thank you very much.

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Thank you very much, Ludo.

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Very kind of you.

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How are you doing?

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You'd like a regular?

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Are you doing a business donating?

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Heather.

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Yeah.

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Thank you very much there, Heather.

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Yeah.

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Very, very kind of you, Heather.

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Thank you. I hope you're having a lovely evening.

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Oh, yeah, man.

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Single senior one.

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From Nikola.

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Thank you, Nikola.

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Now, please could it be, could you play in Paris Cartier?

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Hey, don't miss donate.

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Samantha Hager, how are you?

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Yeah, thank you very much, Samantha Hager.

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Thank you.

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How are you getting on?

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How are you getting on?

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How are you getting on?

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How are ya? Shooting day. And a shooting and a one. And you'd like 4 euro 60 change. Well that's fair seeing as though that's the change I owe ya. How you gettin' on? No. What are ya after? A single regular quantity? No problem.

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Now 780 back. 2 4 6 in the 7. And a 50 60 70 80. Bitch lug. How you gettin' on purple haze? Now day. Senior. Quantity 1. 4 60. That's a saving. That's a great saving. You wouldn't get that on the other. What's wrong with her? We'll close this front door. Maybe she'll go to the side then.

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I'll open the front door. She might come. How are ya? You got lost? You were spooked? You were spooked out there then?

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How you gettin' on? Single. Regular. And a one. And a two euro 80. Change stimulus package to your pocket.

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I delivered. I delivered a stimulus package to your back pocket. With the change I dealt out. Another quick check for any bugungu boys. Who might have tried to pull the wool over my eyes.

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Yeah, it seems as though people have got the message now.

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Lisa, thank you very much, Lisa.

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Will you say hello to my boyfriend?

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Kian, says Lisa.

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Well, Kian, how are you?

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Lisa's asking for you.

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I think she likes you.

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How are you getting that?

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Hands down the pants.

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Old lady.

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Old lady's after scamming me out 120 euro.

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Absolute scumbag, old lady.

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I've no sympathy for you.

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Or at least you thought you were...

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Look at you there trying to fucking pretend you're on the phone.

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You've been spotted.

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Kevin Toomey seen you.

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Jeffy.

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Jeffy seen you too.

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That's mine.

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Ok, scumbags, go off.

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The doors are well and truly closing at this stage of the game.

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No. Lovely. A passenger needs to get off, are you fucking serious? We've only just took off. An absolute joke. Absolute joke of a machine. Warning lights on. Let's have a look at this now. What's she doing? Taking a photograph.

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Stand clear. The doors are opening. There he goes. In the middle of the bloody road. Look, he'll get ran over. Where's he going? Stand clear. The doors are closing. Your man's in the middle of the road. Look. Stand clear. The doors are closing. Look at the stadium.

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I don't have a bit of donating. Thank you very much. Ian Kelly. I don't have a bit of donating. Yeah. And Lisa and Kevin Toomey. And Jeffy.

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What do you make of the Boom Boom Boys gone? Skellahoolie out in Kowloon. I don't know. I haven't seen any Boom Boom out there just as of yet.

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What the fuck? I drove into a pedestrian.

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The fuck is going on.

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I don't know.

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needing rats rats in the attic

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rats in the attic

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no

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I don't know about Kowloon and Hong Kong to be honest

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oh fucking accident

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Jesus Christ we're gonna lose the sponsorship

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at this rate we're gonna lose the sponsorship with Ikea

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it's a shame

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thank you very much have a pint of the glass

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chips or fries you say chips all the way

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chips all the bleeding way we're not in the states now

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although you might think you are

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all the bloody programs you see on the television box

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children today are grown up with American accents

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Americanized

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look at that

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speed bump action

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beautiful

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there you have it and that brings us to the end of our show almost

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caught again for time

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but perhaps one more track

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thanks to her doing the sterling job

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thanks to Patsy for her input into the show

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look at that now see this banner be a tourist in your own town be a tourist in your own town whatever you want to do take the bus whether it's pints cocktails movie shows

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cigarettes cigarettes

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cigarettes comedy and drama tickets pints food on a plate face on a date eggs on a skate whatever you want ice skating cheese rolling whatever you want to do take the bus you're just as welcome to come to the bus as you are as you are in any other place in the world the bus is always going to be there for you

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remember that the bus will always be there to let you on and take you to your destination

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Drew

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Drew

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Drew

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Drew

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Drew

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thank you very much drew look at that mattress mat he's the uh the ulterior universe or the the

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ulterior not the ulterior what would be the word

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san celestino all over the feckery wheel there

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yeah that's mine oh san celestino a real beautiful crisp crisp crisp drink how am i even moving i'm

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not even on the i'm not even using the steering wheel i'm driving ghost style no

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oh that's a big burp mad mike thank you very much

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mad mike thank you yeah mad mike says oh and you just ran that guy over thank you very much for

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your kind added tip as well can you hear the radio oh yeah man can everybody hear the radio there in

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the chat we've got some nice thread on and uh it makes for a bit of a difference like you know

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radio's top of the hour with joyce's hardware and home headford view our garden center it's in full bloom

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with cast aluminium and rattan garden furniture joyce's hardware and home headford oh nine three three

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low and clear somebody says i'm not sure let's have a look now

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no i think we have it cabbage cabbage beans and gravy

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For the simple plain with pitch and toss For half a dozen starvins

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I'm only going to hunt me back And walk the castle garden

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So goodbye Nick and goodbye Pat Goodbye Killing Mary

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The ant has weighed and the gang is up I'm leaving Tipperary

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And now the team is blowing up I can't understand

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I'm found from New York City for a seven-year-old

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Three thousand miles away Are you doing a bit of donating?

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Drew Peacock Are you doing a bit of donating?

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Thank you very much Oh you got me You got me Can't believe it

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Can't believe it You got me Drew And I even managed to ignore your first one

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But I beck and said it this time And I If that's the same guy who keeps getting me

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With the names You've been out of business for a few months

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But that was a slip up Oh yeah man

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A lot of people here today now Very very busy

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busy now regular week let's go for it let's do this

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I live in Tipperary a week regular three easy for that's a lot of money but you

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have us how you doing regular one a D regular and a one oh yeah

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single tape senior senior one thank you oh yeah week regular - regular - 56 euro

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please if you've got the money have you got the change thank you how we have a weak

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regular one no problem thank you very much for your service and custom even though you

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haven't serviced. Be aware of them. Kian, thank you very much Kian. Thank you very much Kian. Is your son Declan still in Australia? Can you say hi

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to my bird Lisa? Yeah he's in Australia Kian. Droopy thank you very much. He's out there now. He's out there in Melbourne. And he's made a lot of friends out there and he's a girlfriend out there as well. So he's doing well like you know he's doing well. He's settled down you know he's not gonna be coming back anytime soon I'd say. You're talking about. Yeah.

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Steph. Steph thank you very much Steph. Very very kind of you. But Declan he was saying he might come back now soon enough. Then the other night on the news I seen. They're saying there could be another recession on the way.

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Steph. Stand here. The door's open. And if there's another recession on the way then I doubt he'll be back anytime soon you know. It's awful sad.

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Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Suck. Now. It's great there we have a multicultural viewership. People like Suck watching. Now. Single type regular. Single. Regular. Single. Regular. And a quantity of one. That'll be 220 please sir.

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You've got the change of you, but ban yourself. Epstein, how are you? Thank you very much,

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Epstein. Awful murky circumstances surrounding the Epstein situation, wasn't it? Quite a

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lot of people will be off the hook now, I'd say. What, with Epstein taking the ultimate step, or did he, you know? A lot of people saying that it could have been somebody else. In fact, I have heard that there's more people actually saying that the actual reported events are the conspiracy.

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You know, people who haven't been told the news that it might have been him doing it himself, they've just, that hasn't even come into their heads, they believe it's somebody else who's done it. So, how can we ever know, you know? DG, thank you very much, DG.

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Can you please, can you please say hello to my nanny Maureen from DG? Maureen, how are you? Thank you very much for watching, Maureen. Make sure you look.

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Jake McPartland, how are you?

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Thank you very much, Jake McPartland.

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Are you coming to the pub quiz, you see?

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I don't know about that. It's a bit late for that now.

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I have a bus run on, you know.

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I don't think I'll be doing any pinting later on, you know.

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I'm trying to go clean for a few weeks now, you know.

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I'm not going to go full bore.

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Thank you very much, Peck Eni.

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I'm not going to go full bore.

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I'm not going to go full bore.

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But you know, there'll be a bit of preparation for Sober October,

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which is going to be coming up soon enough.

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And that's going to be 30 days and 30 nights out in the desert.

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And I don't mean not drinking.

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I'm literally going to be stranded in the Sahara Desert

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from the 1st of October to the 30th.

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I'm going to be dropped over by the American Air Force

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who are refueling at Shannon.

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But they so kindly offered to drop me off

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in the middle of the Sahara Desert for the parachute

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on one of their sortie missions

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out that way under to North Africa.

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They have a lot of secret prisons out there, so...

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They said they'd drop me off.

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So thank you very much, United States of America, for that.

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I'm going to feed off the...

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Whatever the flora and fauna is out there in the Sahara.

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Now, D, senior, and a quantity of two.

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That'll be 1080, please, sir.

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420.

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420 change.

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Do you afford... Do you afford 20 it up yourself, you do?

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How you get there?

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Now, 20.

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Back in the pocket.

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Thank you.

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What's the story?

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The regular quantity one.

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I'm going to print that there now.

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13.

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2, 4, 6, 8, 10.

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2, 3.

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50, 6, 70, 80.

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Good luck.

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Good night.

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God bless.

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Staying clear.

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The doors are closing.

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Staying clear.

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The doors are closing.

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Three's a car, my day.

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You're a bit's a car, my day.

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Yeah.

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Thank you very much, three's a car, my day.

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I hope that's not a made-up name.

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No.

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Hey, don't miss a donating.

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Hey, don't miss a donating, yeah.

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That might.

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Oh.

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Ball of midges.

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Thank you very much, ball of midges.

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Francis was at the doctor's there the last day.

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Now, he, uh...

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He ate a ball of midges.

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When he was on the bike.

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He was going downhill fast.

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And, uh, he had the mouth open.

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He was, like, going so fast.

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He was screaming, like,

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AAAAAAAA!

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And, uh,

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a ball of midges went into his mouth.

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Whatever the hell happened, he...

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He came off the bike and had to go to the hospital.

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What?

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What?

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He's okay, thanks to God.

231
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Someone needs to get off the bus again.

232
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Who's the culprit this time?

233
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Johnny Orange Pants.

234
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Johnny Orange Pants.

235
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Make your mind up the next time, Orange.

236
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Huh?

237
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Make sure you've got...

238
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Make sure you know where you're going the next time.

239
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Making me stop in the middle of traffic.

240
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Huh?

241
00:21:54,420 --> 00:21:54,520
Huh?

242
00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:01,320
How fucking old are ya?

243
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:07,240
We might as well check for any more scumbags.

244
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Oh, here you go.

245
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Just a bit of a quick check for scumbags now, everybody.

246
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Is there any scumbags among us?

247
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Please, show yourself.

248
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Oh, here you go.

249
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Make yourselves known.

250
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Here.

251
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If there is a scumbag on the bus, please make it...

252
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There's a scumbag.

253
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We have you.

254
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We have you nailed to the feckin' cross now.

255
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You're going downtown.

256
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Expect a little letter in the post.

257
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Fucking scumbags.

258
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And another!

259
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We have you.

260
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We have you.

261
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We have you.

262
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And we've got you on camera as well.

263
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We film everything on this bus.

264
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And when I get back to the station,

265
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I watch all the footage.

266
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You can be sneezing all you like.

267
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You're not going to get away without a fine.

268
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How are you getting that?

269
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Absolute beckin' scumbags.

270
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Thank you very much, Ian.

271
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Very kind of you.

272
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That's mine.

273
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Very, very kind of you.

274
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No.

275
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Are you doing a busy day today?

276
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Busy, busy day today.

277
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Wayne, thank you.

278
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Yeah.

279
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Thank you very much, Wayne.

280
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Very, very nice to have such lovely support.

281
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From yourself.

282
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And everybody out there in the mainframe.

283
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I hope you're having a lovely Sunday evening.

284
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And if you've just tuned in.

285
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And you've had a hard week.

286
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Relax.

287
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Relax.

288
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Veteran weed man.

289
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Thank you very much.

290
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If you've had a hard weekend.

291
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Relax.

292
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This is your time for relaxing.

293
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Now before Monday.

294
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:24,400
Oh yeah! Wool! Thank you very much, Wool. I have to say I love a better wall. Any chance I can get my hands on a better wall, I'm there. Second only to leather.

295
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:53,560
How are you getting that? Day, Senior Quantity. How are you? Mama Duck. Thank you very much, Mama Duck. Good day, mate. Good day. How are you getting that? Anybody else want to get on the bus here? I think the people are... are gushed.

296
00:24:53,560 --> 00:25:01,560
I think they're gushed. I think they're gushed.

297
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:03,560
I think they're gushed.

298
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He's! Thank you very much, He's!

299
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Yeah!

300
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That's mine.

301
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Lovely bit of haze.

302
00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:33,560
Now, where are we going? We're turning left.

303
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:36,560
Hey, don't a bit of donating.

304
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Bring back world news.

305
00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:39,560
Hey, don't have to do it.

306
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:42,560
Well, thank you very much for your kind hearted, generous donation.

307
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:51,560
But I'm afraid I don't do the world news myself. I drive bus and I feckin' drive them well. I drive them long and hard into the night.

308
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:57,560
But you can ask Francis. Maybe he'll do it. Thank you very much. Appreciate it. How are you?

309
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Dara!

310
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It's great to have you.

311
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Thank you very much.

312
00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:06,560
Thank you very much.

313
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I hope you're keepin' well and you're having a lovely Sunday evening.

314
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Get much pints in over the weekend, I did, yeah.

315
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I sank about 15 creamy screamers.

316
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Enya.

317
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Enya.

318
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Enya.

319
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Enya.

320
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Thank you very much, Enya.

321
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Thank you very much.

322
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Enya.

323
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I sank 15 creamy screamers.

324
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Over the space of three and a half hours last night.

325
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And I feel fantastic today.

326
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Thank you.

327
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:38,560
Thank you.

328
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:40,560
Wrong bus stop.

329
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:43,560
Thank you very much, Joe.

330
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:44,560
Thank you.

331
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:45,560
Wrong bus stop.

332
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:46,560
That's what come here.

333
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:48,560
Thank you very much, Joe.

334
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:49,560
Doors.

335
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:50,560
On their way in Croc.

336
00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:53,560
Oh, yeah, man.

337
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:59,560
Now, we are at the wrong bus stop.

338
00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:01,560
What is your name?

339
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:02,560
Edgy.

340
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:03,560
Eddie Jordashian.

341
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:04,560
Enya.

342
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:05,560
That's mine.

343
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:07,560
Thank you very much, Eddie Jordashian.

344
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:09,560
Enjoytravel.co.uk.

345
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:15,560
I thought you were buried under the patio in Brookside.

346
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:16,560
Brookside.

347
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:20,560
Fantastic soap opera there.

348
00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:22,560
It was on on Channel 4.

349
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:23,560
WANG.

350
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:25,560
Thank you very much, WANG.

351
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:26,560
It's great again.

352
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:27,560
WANG.

353
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:28,560
Yourself, Eddie.

354
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:33,560
And I've seen some lad with a foreign name earlier on.

355
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:36,560
And it's great to have foreigners watching the show as well.

356
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:39,560
If you're out foreign, you're very welcome.

357
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:41,560
You should look here.

358
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:45,560
I took the wrong bleeding turn.

359
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:46,560
Oh, yeah, man.

360
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:47,560
WANG.

361
00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:48,560
WANG.

362
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:49,560
WANG.

363
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:50,560
WANG.

364
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:51,560
WANG.

365
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:52,560
What the hell?

366
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:54,560
Download the Midwest Radio app and listen to us all the way.

367
00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:57,560
It's going to be a lot of fecking about now.

368
00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:58,560
From Kinsale to Kincashla.

369
00:27:58,560 --> 00:27:59,560
From Kansas to Kilimanjaro.

370
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:00,560
From London to the Lebanon.

371
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:01,560
Even from Mayo to Mars.

372
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:02,560
London to Lebanon.

373
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:03,560
Imagine that.

374
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:04,560
Shit.

375
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:05,560
What are you doing if it's loonating?

376
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:06,560
You can get your books at me.

377
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:07,560
You can get your books at me.

378
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:08,560
You can get your books at me.

379
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:09,560
You can get your books at me.

380
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:10,560
Yeah.

381
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:11,560
Thank you very much, Tommy.

382
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:12,560
Nice.

383
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:12,560
I hope you're well.

384
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:14,560
I'm going to try something a little bit cheeky here now, Tommy.

385
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:15,560
What can I do?

386
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:16,560
A fecking Turner.

387
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:17,560
Turny Warner.

388
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:18,560
Shit.

389
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:19,560
Should've done the Turner there.

390
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:20,560
Hey, sure.

391
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:21,560
I'm going to do it.

392
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:22,560
Fuck it.

393
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:23,560
I'm going to do it here.

394
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:24,560
A fecking Turner.

395
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:25,560
A fecking Turner.

396
00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:26,560
A fecking Turner.

397
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:27,560
A fecking Turner.

398
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:28,560
A fecking Turner.

399
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:29,560
A fecking Turner.

400
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:30,560
A fecking Turner.

401
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:31,560
A fecking Turner.

402
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:32,560
A fecking Turner.

403
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:33,560
A fecking Turner.

404
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:34,560
A fecking Turner.

405
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:35,560
A fecking Turner.

406
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:36,560
Shit.

407
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:37,560
Should've done the Turner there.

408
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:38,560
Hey, sure.

409
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:39,560
A little bit of a donation.

410
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:40,560
Fuck it.

411
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:41,560
I'm going to do it here.

412
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:42,560
Hey, sure.

413
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:43,560
A little bit of a donation.

414
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:44,560
Yeah.

415
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:45,560
The grieving mole.

416
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:46,560
Thank you.

417
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:47,560
Hopefully you're not grieving.

418
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:48,560
For the loss of a mole.

419
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:49,560
That you might have had.

420
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:51,560
Unless it was a mole in a place that you don't like.

421
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:52,560
And you had it removed.

422
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:53,560
In which case.

423
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:54,560
Why would you be grieving?

424
00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:56,560
You would probably be jumping for joy.

425
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:59,560
What are you doing the business of donating?

426
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:01,560
Jesus Malone.

427
00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:02,560
How are you?

428
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:05,560
Would you be Jesus Christ?

429
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:07,560
Because it's the only Jesus I know.

430
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:09,560
Unless Jesus Christ has come back.

431
00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:11,560
The second coming.

432
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:14,560
And he's actually changed his name to Deedpool.

433
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:16,560
From Jesus Christ.

434
00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:17,560
To Jesus Malone.

435
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:21,560
And he just wants to keep the head down.

436
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:49,400
and live a quiet life. Maybe. Oh yeah man. Brexit how are ya? 420. You're going on the 420 buzz after Brexit. The Brexit Brexit. The Brexit Brexit. You'll be on the 420 buzz after that. They'll have it legalised I'd say.

437
00:29:49,400 --> 00:30:16,920
Whoa. Keltron. Thank you very much Keltron. Thank you very much Keltron. You cheeky lemur. Hey Tommy. Can you please wish my friend Niall Wallace a happy birthday? Niall Wallace. Happy 21st. You old snake in the bush.

438
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:42,720
Thank you very much Tommy. Oh yeah man. Tommy Mal Schullmanfell. What a name. What an incredible name. Some would say incredulous. I don't think that name is real now. I think you're trying to pull my leg. Oh yeah man. Thank you very much for the donation.

439
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:52,320
How you doing a bit of donating. As well as any yokes. How you doing a bit of donating. Yeah. Well. I don't know. You might have to ask everybody any yokes anyone. For that lab.

440
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:56,720
How you gettin' then?

441
00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:02,720
Potholes. Potholes are plenty today.

442
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:06,720
Are you doin' a bit of doing it?

443
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:08,720
Shlug Guzzler.

444
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:10,720
Are you doin' a bit of doing it? 69.

445
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:12,720
That's mine. That's a cheeky number.

446
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:16,720
And that's a cheeky name. Thank you very much, Shlug Guzzler.

447
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:20,720
How you gettin' then?

448
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:27,720
Great weather. Great weather. As long as it stays dry, we'll be happy because it was seven seasons in one day today.

449
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:42,720
How you doin' a bit of doing it?

450
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:45,720
Mike. Thank you very much, Mike.

451
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:49,720
Mr. Oxlug. First name, Mike.

452
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:51,720
Some man for one man.

453
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:53,720
Is this the right stop?

454
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:54,720
To all of you as well.

455
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:57,720
Is this the right stop? It's the wrong stop? It's the wrong stop.

456
00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:59,720
We'll keep goin', we'll keep goin', we'll keep goin'.

457
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:01,720
How you doin' a bit of doing it?

458
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:03,720
Don't you, folks? Hello to Mary.

459
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:05,720
You're doing a bit of doing it.

460
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:07,720
Johnno. Thank you very much, Johnno.

461
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:09,720
That's mine.

462
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:11,720
To Margaret and...

463
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:13,720
Thank you very much, Johnno.

464
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:33,560
up there in Michael and Margaret up there in County Galway as well very best to all of you folks also and also we'd like to say hello there to Elsie McTeighe indeed who sends her good wishes to some brave each night to pierce her life being on from Galway looking forward to our showtime

465
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:36,740
Stain clear, the doors are open.

466
00:32:38,740 --> 00:32:40,880
Stain clear, the doors are open.

467
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:47,880
So we say goodnight to all of you down there tonight as well.

468
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:48,740
Very best regards.

469
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:50,760
And to Patricia Dooley, Patricia.

470
00:32:51,580 --> 00:32:53,800
Thank you very much there, Stephen Fallon.

471
00:32:54,180 --> 00:32:55,500
Stephen Falletta.

472
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:56,900
Curried to beat Dublin in the football.

473
00:32:56,900 --> 00:32:58,180
I don't know what you're all about.

474
00:32:58,960 --> 00:32:59,280
Weak.

475
00:32:59,280 --> 00:32:59,320
Weak.

476
00:33:00,420 --> 00:33:00,740
Regular.

477
00:33:00,740 --> 00:33:02,740
Regular.

478
00:33:02,740 --> 00:33:04,740
I know.

479
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:06,960
How you doing?

480
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:10,740
Noelle Keegan.

481
00:33:14,740 --> 00:33:15,420
Noelle Keegan.

482
00:33:15,420 --> 00:33:16,420
Noelle Keegan.

483
00:33:16,420 --> 00:33:17,420
Noelle Keegan.

484
00:33:17,420 --> 00:33:18,420
Noelle Keegan.

485
00:33:18,420 --> 00:33:18,760
Thank you very much.

486
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:19,020
Wool.

487
00:33:19,020 --> 00:33:20,400
Keegan is down in County Sligo.

488
00:33:20,900 --> 00:33:22,920
And Catherine Healy is with us in North London.

489
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:24,540
And she's the Capra Quinn woman.

490
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:26,920
So hello to you from Waterford as well.

491
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:29,200
And thanks, Catherine, for tuning our way tonight.

492
00:33:29,300 --> 00:33:30,880
I mentioned Keegan there a few moments ago.

493
00:33:30,940 --> 00:33:32,220
And he said, I was expecting that.

494
00:33:32,380 --> 00:33:32,760
Oh, yeah.

495
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:39,780
All the loyal listeners at home and abroad will be joining you for the usual Sunday night show around the country and around the world.

496
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:43,240
Thank you, Keegan, for sharing that one with us as well.

497
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:47,140
And hello to you, Michal and Patsy.

498
00:33:47,260 --> 00:33:48,220
Tune in here in tune.

499
00:33:48,340 --> 00:33:49,680
Looking forward to your show as always.

500
00:33:49,820 --> 00:33:51,340
That's in from Anne O'Brien there.

501
00:33:51,420 --> 00:33:54,700
Thank you so much indeed, Anne, for your kind wishes to us as well.

502
00:33:54,820 --> 00:33:55,360
And one more.

503
00:33:55,740 --> 00:33:57,220
It's Pat Stokes down there in Belmont.

504
00:33:57,340 --> 00:34:00,460
Thanks, Pat, very much indeed for your kind wishes to us as well.

505
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:02,280
Here's a lovely song from Pat Jordan.

506
00:34:02,380 --> 00:34:05,000
Pat originally from over in Wicklow.

507
00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:08,740
He's lived in Manchester for many years, front of the band called Finian's Rainbow.

508
00:34:09,060 --> 00:34:14,020
And he's very much involved with the sponsors of our show there, Enjoy Travel as well.

509
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:16,780
So here's Pat with a lovely, lovely country song from him.

510
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:19,720
One called You're a Phone Call That I Need to Make.

511
00:34:19,720 --> 00:34:43,120
Oh, we're straggler.

512
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:45,340
We got a straggler.

513
00:34:45,340 --> 00:34:53,820
14 euro 60 change.

514
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:54,300
Thank you.

515
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:57,200
2, 4, 6, 8, 10.

516
00:34:57,740 --> 00:34:58,220
2, 4.

517
00:34:59,020 --> 00:34:59,360
60.

518
00:35:00,260 --> 00:35:00,560
Look.

519
00:35:01,940 --> 00:35:02,680
Staying clear.

520
00:35:03,060 --> 00:35:03,820
The doors are closed.

521
00:35:06,060 --> 00:35:06,940
Staying clear.

522
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:08,040
The doors are closed.

523
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:10,040
Oh.

524
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:11,720
Traffic is heavy today now.

525
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:15,180
Awful heavy traffic today now.

526
00:35:15,180 --> 00:35:15,880
Sounds lovely.

527
00:35:16,820 --> 00:35:18,580
Very, very heavy traffic today now.

528
00:35:19,980 --> 00:35:21,120
Very heavy traffic.

529
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:24,620
Lots and lots of traffic there today now.

530
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:29,340
I've never seen such a high volume of traffic in my life.

531
00:35:30,300 --> 00:35:32,140
Very heavy traffic on the road today.

532
00:35:33,740 --> 00:35:35,520
Actually, a lot of traffic on the road.

533
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:44,280
To be honest with you, compared to the usual day, this isn't usual.

534
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:47,120
A lot of traffic on the road as well.

535
00:35:47,180 --> 00:35:47,660
Very heavy.

536
00:35:48,020 --> 00:35:48,600
Oh, yeah, man.

537
00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:52,540
Warful traffic.

538
00:36:02,540 --> 00:36:07,040
This will be the way now on Brexit.

539
00:36:07,220 --> 00:36:11,560
There'll be border checks and there'll be traffic and feckin' military.

540
00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:15,240
It's going to be an absolute feckin' nightmare.

541
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:16,980
But I tell you something.

542
00:36:18,240 --> 00:36:19,860
I'm going for the double license.

543
00:36:21,020 --> 00:36:23,640
I'm going for the European and the Brit.

544
00:36:24,580 --> 00:36:25,820
And I'll do wheel them.

545
00:36:27,060 --> 00:36:31,540
Means I'll be able to go across the fuckin' Schengen into UK zones.

546
00:36:31,980 --> 00:36:33,280
And pick up UK passengers.

547
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:35,980
And then maybe I'll bring them back over here.

548
00:36:38,660 --> 00:36:39,540
And I'll be like,

549
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:43,020
Sorry, I can't go back to the UK because I haven't got the license.

550
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:45,460
And slowly but surely,

551
00:36:46,060 --> 00:36:48,020
I'll steal everybody and bring them home.

552
00:36:50,260 --> 00:36:51,100
Only messin' now.

553
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:52,080
That's an offense.

554
00:36:52,180 --> 00:36:52,540
It's illegal.

555
00:36:52,720 --> 00:36:54,840
I do a lot of prison time for that.

556
00:36:57,500 --> 00:36:58,320
How are you getting mad?

557
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:00,940
Kidnapping, I'd say that.

558
00:37:01,900 --> 00:37:03,800
You'd go down for kidnapping, I'd say.

559
00:37:05,060 --> 00:37:08,760
You might be able to explain your motives and reasons to the judge and jury,

560
00:37:08,900 --> 00:37:10,340
but at the end of the day,

561
00:37:10,420 --> 00:37:12,600
at the end of the day,

562
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:14,380
when you steal someone,

563
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:15,800
that's kidnapping.

564
00:37:16,980 --> 00:37:17,340
You know?

565
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:20,060
How are you getting mad?

566
00:37:20,060 --> 00:37:21,480
Right, that's Pat Jordan there.

567
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:23,240
And phone call that I need to make.

568
00:37:23,380 --> 00:37:24,440
Got something from Pat.

569
00:37:24,580 --> 00:37:25,140
I hope you enjoyed.

570
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:26,020
Pat one.

571
00:37:26,380 --> 00:37:27,200
That's my stop.

572
00:37:27,220 --> 00:37:30,460
Now let's see where else are we away to here.

573
00:37:30,460 --> 00:37:32,980
One here, it says,

574
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:35,300
I have a wife.

575
00:37:36,380 --> 00:37:36,820
I'm the wife.

576
00:37:37,460 --> 00:37:38,820
Michael, could you please play a request

577
00:37:38,820 --> 00:37:40,420
for a very special mother and grandmother,

578
00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:42,660
Loretta Carney from Shanfahra in Noc.

579
00:37:42,740 --> 00:37:45,640
A very special person whom we hold dear in our hearts.

580
00:37:45,700 --> 00:37:47,820
And she listens to your show.

581
00:37:48,260 --> 00:37:49,920
She listens to your show.

582
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:53,680
A passenger is listening to music really loud.

583
00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:58,840
All our love from the Carney family.

584
00:37:59,060 --> 00:38:01,300
So hello to all of you there for that lovely, lovely message.

585
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:03,660
And especially a shout out for Loretta,

586
00:38:03,780 --> 00:38:05,600
who is tuned away there in Shanfahra,

587
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:07,740
as she always is indeed.

588
00:38:08,860 --> 00:38:09,680
Have you heard this?

589
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:10,160
Have you heard this guy now?

590
00:38:14,020 --> 00:38:14,860
Turn it down.

591
00:38:14,860 --> 00:38:15,900
Oh, sorry.

592
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:16,540
Yeah.

593
00:38:16,540 --> 00:38:17,120
Turn it down.

594
00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:17,800
You will do.

595
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,560
Check for tickets as well.

596
00:38:22,780 --> 00:38:23,620
Any schcomb bags?

597
00:38:25,340 --> 00:38:26,260
Schcomb bags?

598
00:38:27,100 --> 00:38:28,520
Any schcomb bags on the bus?

599
00:38:29,980 --> 00:38:31,420
Any schcomb bags on the bus?

600
00:38:33,900 --> 00:38:34,620
Tickets, please.

601
00:38:36,900 --> 00:38:37,600
Tickets, please.

602
00:38:37,900 --> 00:38:38,640
Any schcomb bags?

603
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:41,440
Are you a schcomb bag?

604
00:38:42,340 --> 00:38:43,380
Are you a schcomb bag?

605
00:38:43,660 --> 00:38:44,080
Here you go.

606
00:38:44,380 --> 00:38:45,160
Are you a schcomb bag?

607
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:45,520
Are you?

608
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:46,620
Here you go.

609
00:38:46,720 --> 00:38:47,580
Are you a schcomb bag?

610
00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:47,880
Of course.

611
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:50,260
Well, very good, everyone.

612
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:52,880
Very, very happy with that.

613
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:56,040
I just did a check there of everyone on the bus,

614
00:38:56,260 --> 00:38:57,540
and I'm very happy to report

615
00:38:57,540 --> 00:38:59,280
there are zero, yes,

616
00:38:59,780 --> 00:39:01,520
zero schcomb bags on board.

617
00:39:02,240 --> 00:39:03,140
Thank you very much

618
00:39:03,140 --> 00:39:05,100
for traveling with Schluggeron.

619
00:39:05,700 --> 00:39:08,040
We endeavor to get you to your place

620
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:09,600
before other people.

621
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:17,660
Just a quick reminder there now that you're born alone,

622
00:39:17,820 --> 00:39:18,700
and you'll die alone.

623
00:39:19,220 --> 00:39:19,660
Thank you.

624
00:39:19,660 --> 00:39:19,720
Thank you.

625
00:39:19,720 --> 00:39:25,080
How was my...

626
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:27,600
No.

627
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,260
Are you doing a business donating?

628
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:36,420
Asher Locker, thank you very much, Asher Locker.

629
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:37,520
That's my...

630
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:38,560
Very, very kind of you.

631
00:39:39,100 --> 00:39:40,000
I hope you are well.

632
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:43,740
And having a lovely time

633
00:39:43,740 --> 00:39:46,800
aboard Schluggeron.

634
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:51,800
Schluggeron.

635
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:53,180
Are you doing a business donating?

636
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:54,960
Stand here.

637
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:56,320
Are you doing a business donating?

638
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:56,960
Schluggeron.

639
00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:58,420
Thank you very much, Schluggeron.

640
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:00,200
I need several tickets, please.

641
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:04,160
No, you'd want a single...

642
00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:06,240
Or three single tickets.

643
00:40:08,340 --> 00:40:09,920
Three single student tickets.

644
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:14,040
Are you doing a business donating?

645
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:17,480
Are you doing a business donating?

646
00:40:17,580 --> 00:40:17,820
Yeah.

647
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:19,120
Anacandiji.

648
00:40:19,300 --> 00:40:20,660
Thank you very much, Anacandiji.

649
00:40:23,220 --> 00:40:24,060
How are you getting that?

650
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:28,220
Thank you.

651
00:40:28,380 --> 00:40:28,840
No problem.

652
00:40:28,980 --> 00:40:29,600
How are you?

653
00:40:31,220 --> 00:40:32,160
Regular ticket.

654
00:40:33,220 --> 00:40:33,540
Single.

655
00:40:33,980 --> 00:40:35,100
Are you doing a business donating?

656
00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:35,100
Regular.

657
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:35,740
Anyone?

658
00:40:37,220 --> 00:40:38,440
Are you doing a business donating?

659
00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:39,520
Hosier.

660
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:41,360
Thank you very much, Hosier.

661
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:42,180
Thanks.

662
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:43,720
I need a ticket.

663
00:40:44,620 --> 00:40:45,120
Duration.

664
00:40:45,580 --> 00:40:45,580
Duration.

665
00:40:45,580 --> 00:40:46,080
Single.

666
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:46,160
Single.

667
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:46,240
Duration.

668
00:40:46,240 --> 00:40:46,240
Single.

669
00:40:46,240 --> 00:40:46,740
Type.

670
00:40:46,740 --> 00:40:47,080
Student.

671
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:47,580
Quantity.

672
00:40:49,660 --> 00:40:50,260
And a student.

673
00:40:50,260 --> 00:40:50,840
And a one.

674
00:40:51,220 --> 00:40:52,500
Lot of students today.

675
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:53,900
Must be a college day.

676
00:40:55,020 --> 00:40:56,200
Are you doing a business donating?

677
00:40:58,160 --> 00:40:59,160
Are you doing a business donating?

678
00:40:59,160 --> 00:40:59,940
Mary Lester.

679
00:41:00,220 --> 00:41:01,080
Thank you very much.

680
00:41:01,180 --> 00:41:01,300
Aye.

681
00:41:01,740 --> 00:41:03,080
And you want a single.

682
00:41:03,780 --> 00:41:04,180
Type.

683
00:41:04,260 --> 00:41:04,540
Regular.

684
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:05,020
Quantity.

685
00:41:06,300 --> 00:41:06,660
Oh.

686
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:07,640
That's good.

687
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:07,960
No.

688
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:13,840
No.

689
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:14,360
Thank you.

690
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:16,000
I need a few tickets please.

691
00:41:16,060 --> 00:41:17,240
I don't have a business donating.

692
00:41:18,980 --> 00:41:19,840
And you love spines.

693
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:20,380
I don't have a business donating.

694
00:41:20,380 --> 00:41:21,240
Thank you very much.

695
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:22,240
Duration.

696
00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:23,160
Single type.

697
00:41:23,260 --> 00:41:23,960
Regular quantity.

698
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:26,280
Single.

699
00:41:27,700 --> 00:41:28,220
A regular.

700
00:41:28,980 --> 00:41:29,740
And a tour.

701
00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:32,140
And we print those babies off.

702
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:33,800
You have the money.

703
00:41:34,300 --> 00:41:35,100
You're looking in the pocket.

704
00:41:35,220 --> 00:41:35,480
You do.

705
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:38,260
You had something in the pocketino anyway.

706
00:41:39,060 --> 00:41:39,680
Hoof hearted.

707
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:42,920
You got me again.

708
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:43,340
That's my.

709
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:44,120
Hoof.

710
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:44,840
You got me again.

711
00:41:45,020 --> 00:41:47,100
Why would your name even be Hoof?

712
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:49,400
None such a name exists.

713
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:52,660
How are you getting that?

714
00:41:54,100 --> 00:41:55,300
You'll never get me again.

715
00:41:56,020 --> 00:41:56,520
I promise.

716
00:41:57,980 --> 00:41:58,380
I promise.

717
00:41:58,380 --> 00:41:58,540
I promise.

718
00:41:58,540 --> 00:41:58,700
I promise.

719
00:42:01,020 --> 00:42:01,860
Thank you very much.

720
00:42:01,860 --> 00:42:02,460
You're all clean.

721
00:42:02,860 --> 00:42:03,560
Thank you very much.

722
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:04,340
That's my.

723
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:05,860
Thank you very much.

724
00:42:06,180 --> 00:42:07,960
Yesterday we passed a purple cow.

725
00:42:08,100 --> 00:42:08,340
Yeah.

726
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:09,920
I saw it too.

727
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:10,480
Now.

728
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:11,020
How are you?

729
00:42:11,620 --> 00:42:12,000
Single.

730
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:14,480
Regular.

731
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:16,440
And a one.

732
00:42:17,900 --> 00:42:18,560
Two four six.

733
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:18,980
Thank you.

734
00:42:18,980 --> 00:42:19,240
Hey.

735
00:42:19,240 --> 00:42:19,540
You're all good.

736
00:42:19,540 --> 00:42:19,700
You're all good.

737
00:42:19,700 --> 00:42:20,200
You're all good.

738
00:42:21,660 --> 00:42:22,060
Sherlock.

739
00:42:22,220 --> 00:42:22,580
Thank you.

740
00:42:22,580 --> 00:42:22,620
Hey.

741
00:42:22,620 --> 00:42:22,940
You're all good.

742
00:42:22,940 --> 00:42:23,440
You're all good.

743
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:23,860
Yeah.

744
00:42:24,380 --> 00:42:25,200
Thank you very much.

745
00:42:26,700 --> 00:42:28,840
Welcome aboard the bus of dreams everybody.

746
00:42:29,940 --> 00:42:31,760
Don't feckin' try and get on for free.

747
00:42:32,380 --> 00:42:33,540
Cause I'll get ya.

748
00:42:34,660 --> 00:42:35,060
Welcome.

749
00:42:35,220 --> 00:42:35,920
Welcome to Schlug Air.

750
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:37,000
How are you getting that?

751
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:38,820
What she got her hand down her skirt for?

752
00:42:39,980 --> 00:42:41,200
Are you doing a bit of donating?

753
00:42:41,580 --> 00:42:42,520
This is a family bus.

754
00:42:42,780 --> 00:42:43,820
Can you take the hand away?

755
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:44,460
Are you doing a bit of donating?

756
00:42:44,580 --> 00:42:44,820
Yeah.

757
00:42:45,940 --> 00:42:46,360
That's mine.

758
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:47,380
Look at the hand down there.

759
00:42:47,720 --> 00:42:48,680
Thank you very much there.

760
00:42:48,740 --> 00:42:49,560
Somebody who donated.

761
00:42:49,660 --> 00:42:50,120
I missed ya.

762
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:54,460
Jim or Feeney.

763
00:42:54,460 --> 00:42:54,940
I think.

764
00:43:00,860 --> 00:43:02,240
Are you doing a bit of donating?

765
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:03,600
Michael Cummins.

766
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:04,800
Thank you very much Michael Cummins.

767
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:05,460
Are you doing a bit of donating?

768
00:43:05,460 --> 00:43:05,820
Yeah.

769
00:43:06,300 --> 00:43:06,580
Thomas.

770
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:08,240
Thank you for all the extra listeners.

771
00:43:08,660 --> 00:43:10,260
Plenty of euro in the pocket.

772
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:11,520
You're accredited to your family.

773
00:43:11,620 --> 00:43:13,020
You're parish and county.

774
00:43:13,460 --> 00:43:14,060
All the best.

775
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:14,400
Michael.

776
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:15,360
Thank you very much Michael.

777
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:16,920
Very very kind of you.

778
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:19,920
She needs to put the hands back in the where I can see them.

779
00:43:20,100 --> 00:43:21,100
It's a family bus.

780
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:23,240
Are you doing a bit of donating?

781
00:43:24,660 --> 00:43:25,980
Brennan's bread today's bread.

782
00:43:26,380 --> 00:43:27,100
Thank you very much.

783
00:43:27,940 --> 00:43:28,400
That's mine.

784
00:43:29,220 --> 00:43:29,940
Thank you very much.

785
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:35,400
How are you getting?

786
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:40,040
I just want to ask any other women there now with the hands on the skirts.

787
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:42,660
Can you keep that now?

788
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:44,140
Are you doing a bit of donating?

789
00:43:44,140 --> 00:43:46,280
Because this is a family bus.

790
00:43:46,420 --> 00:43:47,380
Are you doing a bit of donating?

791
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:47,820
Yeah.

792
00:43:47,820 --> 00:43:50,160
We just don't want that on the bus actually.

793
00:43:50,420 --> 00:43:50,900
Thank you.

794
00:43:51,260 --> 00:43:52,460
Thank you very much Gavin.

795
00:43:53,460 --> 00:43:57,560
That was a little message for anybody who was on the bus playing with themselves.

796
00:43:57,800 --> 00:43:59,680
So that just needed to be said you know.

797
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:05,220
Are you doing a bit of donating?

798
00:44:05,580 --> 00:44:06,300
Thank you Mo.

799
00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:07,100
Mo Farah.

800
00:44:07,380 --> 00:44:10,180
I wonder if Mo Farah was from Leicester.

801
00:44:13,100 --> 00:44:14,880
I wonder if Mo Farah was from Leicester.

802
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:16,460
Oh uh.

803
00:44:16,580 --> 00:44:17,700
The door's closing.

804
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:18,680
Staying clear.

805
00:44:19,060 --> 00:44:19,860
The doors are closing.

806
00:44:22,180 --> 00:44:22,960
Staying clear.

807
00:44:23,340 --> 00:44:24,080
The doors are closing.

808
00:44:24,100 --> 00:44:24,740
Fucking hell.

809
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:26,120
He came out of nowhere that book.

810
00:44:26,300 --> 00:44:27,220
Next stop.

811
00:44:27,700 --> 00:44:28,420
Workers at...

812
00:44:28,420 --> 00:44:31,520
Egg and pudding and beans.

813
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:32,040
How are you?

814
00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:33,880
Thank you very much egg and pudding and beans.

815
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:41,760
I hope you're getting on okay and having a lovely evening.

816
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:42,260
Thank you.

817
00:44:45,140 --> 00:44:45,920
How are you getting on?

818
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:47,260
I don't have a bit of donating.

819
00:44:49,180 --> 00:44:50,480
I don't have a bit of donating.

820
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:55,300
I don't know when Francis decides to take the show on the road again.

821
00:44:55,460 --> 00:44:56,220
Whenever that is.

822
00:44:57,060 --> 00:44:57,600
I don't know.

823
00:44:58,500 --> 00:44:59,900
I am at his behest.

824
00:45:01,140 --> 00:45:02,400
I help him along.

825
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:04,860
But I don't know.

826
00:45:04,940 --> 00:45:05,600
It's all down to him.

827
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:07,340
You'll have to watch him the next time he's on a stream.

828
00:45:07,340 --> 00:45:08,140
He don't have a bit of donating.

829
00:45:08,220 --> 00:45:09,620
Like and slug scribe.

830
00:45:10,340 --> 00:45:11,520
He don't have a bit of donating.

831
00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:13,160
Coach Turkey.

832
00:45:13,260 --> 00:45:13,620
Thank you.

833
00:45:16,140 --> 00:45:16,540
Coach.

834
00:45:22,100 --> 00:45:22,760
I don't know.

835
00:45:23,060 --> 00:45:24,900
I'm trying to screen these names.

836
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:26,600
I'm doing a Michael Cummins on it.

837
00:45:27,240 --> 00:45:28,860
I'm trying to screen the names before I see them.

838
00:45:28,860 --> 00:45:29,260
He don't have a bit of donating.

839
00:45:29,900 --> 00:45:30,560
Slugger lover.

840
00:45:30,700 --> 00:45:31,060
Thank you.

841
00:45:31,340 --> 00:45:32,400
He don't have a bit of donating.

842
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:33,880
Very very kind of you slugger.

843
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:34,380
That's me.

844
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:44,880
Oh.

845
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:47,240
Lovely evening for a bit of bus.

846
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:50,260
He don't have a bit of donating.

847
00:45:50,580 --> 00:45:51,200
Gavin Mac.

848
00:45:51,260 --> 00:45:51,680
How are you?

849
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:53,500
He don't have a bit of donating.

850
00:45:53,700 --> 00:45:54,680
Gavin McSack.

851
00:45:54,980 --> 00:45:55,380
That's me.

852
00:45:56,300 --> 00:45:57,500
There's no looking back.

853
00:45:58,780 --> 00:45:59,760
Ran a red light.

854
00:46:00,580 --> 00:46:02,100
Indicator on while driving straight.

855
00:46:02,340 --> 00:46:03,220
I didn't run a red light.

856
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:03,900
I thought it was.

857
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:09,640
Gavin McSack.

858
00:46:10,060 --> 00:46:11,460
There's no looking back.

859
00:46:11,740 --> 00:46:12,320
Beer soup.

860
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:14,020
Thank you very much.

861
00:46:14,100 --> 00:46:15,020
Beer soup.

862
00:46:15,020 --> 00:46:16,360
That's me.

863
00:46:20,980 --> 00:46:21,840
Very kind of you.

864
00:46:23,020 --> 00:46:29,380
I'm a little bit now rattled because somebody got me to say the words droopy cock.

865
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:31,280
And it was spelled Drew.

866
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:32,800
As in Andrew.

867
00:46:35,020 --> 00:46:37,440
And that lad there now he wants me to say his name.

868
00:46:37,700 --> 00:46:37,980
Jack.

869
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:39,520
But I'm not going to.

870
00:46:39,700 --> 00:46:40,440
Mr. Mehoff.

871
00:46:42,260 --> 00:46:43,280
First name Jack.

872
00:46:43,660 --> 00:46:44,280
Second name.

873
00:46:44,700 --> 00:46:45,300
Mehoff.

874
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:46,320
Sure me.

875
00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:48,160
You need to try harder than that.

876
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:50,440
Because Mehoff is not a name.

877
00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:53,200
Are you doing a bit of donating?

878
00:46:55,700 --> 00:46:56,340
Tash.

879
00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:56,860
Yeah.

880
00:46:57,960 --> 00:46:58,380
Tash.

881
00:46:59,220 --> 00:46:59,620
Tash.

882
00:46:59,620 --> 00:47:00,300
Tash mash.

883
00:47:00,380 --> 00:47:00,860
That's okay.

884
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:02,800
Thank you very much Tash mash.

885
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:04,380
I'm okay with that.

886
00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:05,880
You're okay with that.

887
00:47:06,220 --> 00:47:07,240
We're all okay with that.

888
00:47:07,780 --> 00:47:08,780
Johnny up the bear there.

889
00:47:08,780 --> 00:47:10,180
He is okay with that.

890
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:13,000
Thank you very much.

891
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:14,280
Are you doing a bit of donating?

892
00:47:15,240 --> 00:47:15,960
Tommy Miller.

893
00:47:16,380 --> 00:47:17,380
Are you doing a bit of donating?

894
00:47:17,380 --> 00:47:17,420
Yeah.

895
00:47:17,420 --> 00:47:17,880
State side.

896
00:47:18,300 --> 00:47:19,060
Thank you very much.

897
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:19,400
That's mine.

898
00:47:20,240 --> 00:47:21,780
Now we'll drop off a few boys here.

899
00:47:24,460 --> 00:47:25,800
Stop coming up now boys.

900
00:47:27,700 --> 00:47:28,700
Get ready everybody.

901
00:47:30,700 --> 00:47:31,620
Stand here.

902
00:47:31,620 --> 00:47:32,620
The doors are open.

903
00:47:32,620 --> 00:47:35,620
Stand here.

904
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:36,820
The doors are open.

905
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:37,880
Now.

906
00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:41,120
Big hello to the big buck buckley.

907
00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:42,620
Says Tash.

908
00:47:45,020 --> 00:47:47,020
Baby buck going mad in the field.

909
00:47:47,580 --> 00:47:48,260
The big buck.

910
00:47:48,580 --> 00:47:49,100
2018.

911
00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:50,380
Don't know what that means.

912
00:47:50,620 --> 00:47:51,060
Fair play.

913
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:53,940
How you getting that?

914
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:56,880
Thank you for the tip Katie.

915
00:47:57,680 --> 00:47:58,760
Tashy and Sophie.

916
00:47:59,700 --> 00:48:00,760
For a slugger lover.

917
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:03,200
And will you keep the toe on her?

918
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:03,640
Says Gavin.

919
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:04,220
I will.

920
00:48:04,500 --> 00:48:05,340
Coach Turkey says.

921
00:48:05,460 --> 00:48:08,560
Any chance you give no truth by worn out a spin on the radio?

922
00:48:09,620 --> 00:48:10,860
No truth by worn out.

923
00:48:10,940 --> 00:48:11,900
I don't know about that now.

924
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:13,600
I don't know.

925
00:48:14,860 --> 00:48:17,020
Brennan's bread says Joe is a bit of a bad cunt.

926
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:19,200
I apologize for that.

927
00:48:19,260 --> 00:48:21,080
I'm reading these off the top of the head so I cannot.

928
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:22,600
I cannot screen them.

929
00:48:23,140 --> 00:48:25,260
Shout out to Jimmer in the Jameson factory please.

930
00:48:25,300 --> 00:48:25,740
Says Jimmer.

931
00:48:27,340 --> 00:48:27,580
Well.

932
00:48:28,140 --> 00:48:29,020
Welcome to the galaxy.

933
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:32,920
Welcome to the galaxy.

934
00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:34,380
Are you doing a bit of donating?

935
00:48:34,380 --> 00:48:36,560
You.

936
00:48:37,940 --> 00:48:39,020
Mr. Jass.

937
00:48:39,380 --> 00:48:41,040
If it isn't Mr. Jass.

938
00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:42,580
First name.

939
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:46,220
You must think I was.

940
00:48:46,420 --> 00:48:47,700
I came down in the last shower.

941
00:48:49,220 --> 00:48:50,000
But I didn't.

942
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,680
I came down in a shower a long time before that.

943
00:48:54,540 --> 00:48:57,260
How you getting that?

944
00:48:57,260 --> 00:49:19,320
I'm loving this route.

945
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:20,760
It's a fantastic route.

946
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:21,620
I hope.

947
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:23,100
Who is that now?

948
00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:24,860
Dermot Connolly.

949
00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:25,300
Thank you.

950
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:29,220
I hope this route isn't a reverse loop job.

951
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:30,520
Because we'll be here all feckin' night.

952
00:49:30,700 --> 00:49:31,660
With 20 odd steps.

953
00:49:34,660 --> 00:49:36,920
Blanket on the ground by Billy Joe Spears.

954
00:49:37,380 --> 00:49:38,820
When the tunes get going please Tommy.

955
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:40,380
Thanks for making the prospect.

956
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:42,080
Of the alarm clock in the morning.

957
00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:44,120
That wee bit less miserable.

958
00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:44,820
Well.

959
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:47,200
I hope to be a little bit more charming.

960
00:49:47,740 --> 00:49:50,040
Than the sound of a feckin' alarm clock on a Monday morning.

961
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:53,600
And that is a great insult you could ever bestow upon your worst enemy.

962
00:49:55,220 --> 00:49:56,100
You do this.

963
00:49:56,340 --> 00:49:57,240
In the heat of the moment.

964
00:49:57,680 --> 00:49:58,340
You know what man?

965
00:49:59,180 --> 00:50:02,160
You've got all the charm of a feckin' alarm clock on a Monday morning.

966
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:04,100
I'll see you later.

967
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:06,140
Then walk away.

968
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:07,720
Walk away.

969
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:09,320
And let them ruminate on that one.

970
00:50:10,860 --> 00:50:12,240
Let them ruminate on that.

971
00:50:13,380 --> 00:50:13,880
That'll hurt.

972
00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:15,080
That'll cut to the bone that.

973
00:50:15,140 --> 00:50:16,240
Because they'll have to think about it.

974
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:17,840
By the time they thought about it.

975
00:50:18,380 --> 00:50:19,340
You're out the feckin' doorway.

976
00:50:20,240 --> 00:50:21,000
And they'll be like.

977
00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:21,600
Who is that?

978
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:23,720
I wish I was like them.

979
00:50:23,720 --> 00:50:26,040
I wish I had something to say at the end of a feckin' sentence.

980
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:27,780
And a sore little button on the scene.

981
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:29,340
Like him.

982
00:50:30,260 --> 00:50:30,700
Or her.

983
00:50:31,780 --> 00:50:32,640
Ladies can use that too.

984
00:50:34,300 --> 00:50:35,540
Ladies can use that too.

985
00:50:36,020 --> 00:50:36,240
Now.

986
00:50:36,980 --> 00:50:38,080
Let's spin this bus.

987
00:50:38,820 --> 00:50:41,200
Into the feckin' thoroughfare of life.

988
00:50:43,720 --> 00:50:45,760
And snake into this bus stop.

989
00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:47,720
Like a liquid bus.

990
00:50:48,940 --> 00:50:50,700
Just pouring liquid into the road.

991
00:50:52,500 --> 00:50:52,900
Beautiful.

992
00:50:52,900 --> 00:50:53,480
Absolutely.

993
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:54,840
Beautastic.

994
00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:56,600
Stand clear.

995
00:50:56,940 --> 00:50:57,620
The doors are open.

996
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:00,600
Stand clear.

997
00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:01,840
The doors are open.

998
00:51:03,260 --> 00:51:04,520
He don't a bit of donating.

999
00:51:04,700 --> 00:51:05,060
Jack.

1000
00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:06,540
Guff.

1001
00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:07,460
He don't a bit of donating.

1002
00:51:07,460 --> 00:51:08,020
Thank you very much.

1003
00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:08,480
Jack.

1004
00:51:09,180 --> 00:51:09,640
That's my.

1005
00:51:10,140 --> 00:51:10,680
Guff.

1006
00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:12,700
Very very kind of you.

1007
00:51:13,060 --> 00:51:13,800
And very nice.

1008
00:51:18,420 --> 00:51:18,860
Now.

1009
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:48,640
Who have we got here? Mr. Magoo, how are you? Let's go, let's go, let's go. Judith, Phil and Lauren. What an absolute pleasure it is to have Judith, Phil and Lauren as passengers on this, my maiden voyage, on the compressed natural gas bus, which we're using at the moment.

1010
00:51:48,640 --> 00:52:16,460
Instead of the Skyboy Brennan, thank you. Skyboy, thank you very much, Skyboy. But this is a compressed natural gas bus. At first I thought, why would you run a bus on gas? It could explode, but apparently it will not explode. I've been guaranteed that. Thank you, Anonymous, too. Very, very kind of me. Put the tunes on. Amarillo.

1011
00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:33,720
And Marie, who waits for me. And be nice, I've been well, because you may be. Do me the way to our Marie. And treat Marie, who waits for me.

1012
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:54,560
Hey, you're going to be nice, yeah. Bye.

1013
00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:34,480
Oh, yeah. Now. When I slither home after a hard day out in the fields, there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace and setting fire to them.

1014
00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:44,200
Be careful not to burn your hands like I did. While I'm waiting for that baby to get going, I do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilious repetitions just to get the blood flowing.

1015
00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:48,680
Once those flames are licking high, it's time to shtick your coal in it.

1016
00:53:50,060 --> 00:53:54,420
You can generate extra drafthage by using your gooch as a waft.

1017
00:53:54,780 --> 00:53:58,840
Now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the flames.

1018
00:53:59,720 --> 00:54:03,300
This message was brought to you by Firelighters.

1019
00:54:03,300 --> 00:54:31,420
Alright, let's see.

1020
00:54:31,420 --> 00:54:35,420
So that's on the 15th of September over in Westport.

1021
00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:37,460
And tickets are available there at the Plaza Hotel.

1022
00:54:38,060 --> 00:54:39,160
Beside the cascord hall.

1023
00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:43,820
These people now, they're getting me down.

1024
00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:46,360
Siobhan, thank you.

1025
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:49,500
Also like to say hello to Breach.

1026
00:54:49,740 --> 00:54:51,080
I'm here to go to Michal.

1027
00:54:51,460 --> 00:54:54,980
You're on the Cial Ollam Galear Anogt.

1028
00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:56,520
I'm here to go to the Bala Andareen.

1029
00:54:56,860 --> 00:54:57,680
That's from Breach there.

1030
00:54:57,680 --> 00:54:59,000
I can't believe it.

1031
00:54:59,000 --> 00:54:59,700
Thank you very much, Breach.

1032
00:55:00,700 --> 00:55:02,040
Hey, don't miss a donate.

1033
00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:04,720
Anya, thank you.

1034
00:55:04,720 --> 00:55:05,740
Don't miss a donation, yeah.

1035
00:55:06,580 --> 00:55:07,560
Thank you very much, Anya.

1036
00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:09,420
They've had many great ones over the years.

1037
00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:11,620
And many richly deserved ones too.

1038
00:55:11,900 --> 00:55:15,700
Any chance that you play Do-Re-Mi by Burial and Fran to cheer me up tonight?

1039
00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:17,980
Have to congratulate Tipperary all the same.

1040
00:55:18,060 --> 00:55:19,180
They were the better team today.

1041
00:55:19,580 --> 00:55:20,900
But we will be back.

1042
00:55:21,380 --> 00:55:22,040
Come on, the cats.

1043
00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:23,080
Hey, don't miss a donation.

1044
00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:24,600
Nice, lovely message.

1045
00:55:24,700 --> 00:55:25,660
Thank you very much there.

1046
00:55:25,660 --> 00:55:26,840
Don't miss a donation, yeah.

1047
00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:28,600
Very kind of you.

1048
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:30,380
Congratulations, Tipperary.

1049
00:55:30,900 --> 00:55:32,700
Lovely bit of speed on this road now.

1050
00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:34,600
This is one of my favourite bits of road.

1051
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:35,760
It's a great bit of road.

1052
00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:38,660
The council came back and filled in a few potholes last year.

1053
00:55:39,020 --> 00:55:40,340
It's a great smooth ride.

1054
00:55:41,260 --> 00:55:42,360
Liquid, liquid smooth.

1055
00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:44,040
Hey, don't a bit of loan.

1056
00:55:45,420 --> 00:55:47,280
Hey, don't a bit of loan.

1057
00:55:47,560 --> 00:55:48,620
Dermot Lopez.

1058
00:55:49,380 --> 00:55:51,380
Big shout out to Dermot Lopez.

1059
00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:53,340
Of Dermot Lopez Productions.

1060
00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:54,400
Check him out on YouTube.

1061
00:55:55,140 --> 00:55:56,300
Throw him a slug description.

1062
00:55:57,300 --> 00:55:58,580
He is the Lope.

1063
00:55:58,580 --> 00:55:59,320
The Lope.

1064
00:55:59,320 --> 00:55:59,320
The Lope.

1065
00:55:59,320 --> 00:55:59,320
The Lope.

1066
00:55:59,320 --> 00:55:59,320
The Lope.

1067
00:55:59,320 --> 00:55:59,560
The Lope.

1068
00:55:59,560 --> 00:55:59,720
He's great.

1069
00:55:59,720 --> 00:56:01,720
He's great.

1070
00:56:01,720 --> 00:56:01,720
He's great.

1071
00:56:04,020 --> 00:56:08,720
Wayne, how are you?

1072
00:56:08,720 --> 00:56:10,100
Wayne, how are you?

1073
00:56:11,140 --> 00:56:12,480
Big shout out to you, Wayne.

1074
00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:13,700
And all the girls.

1075
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:16,760
Out there in Clown Fed.

1076
00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:19,660
Oh.

1077
00:56:20,020 --> 00:56:20,600
Oh, no.

1078
00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:32,700
You're fucked.

1079
00:56:32,700 --> 00:56:38,240
Oh, yeah.

1080
00:56:38,240 --> 00:56:42,880
Sorry about that now.

1081
00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:45,620
California is a garden.

1082
00:56:45,620 --> 00:56:47,220
Hey, don't a bit of donating.

1083
00:56:47,540 --> 00:56:48,900
Dicks, thank you very much, Dixie.

1084
00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:50,440
Hey, don't a bit of donating.

1085
00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:50,840
Yeah.

1086
00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:52,520
Sorry about that now, people on the bus.

1087
00:56:52,720 --> 00:56:54,600
We just ran over somebody.

1088
00:56:56,480 --> 00:56:58,420
But I think we might have got away with it.

1089
00:56:58,980 --> 00:56:59,800
So we'll carry on.

1090
00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:01,040
All the best.

1091
00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:02,300
Thank you very much.

1092
00:57:03,020 --> 00:57:03,500
Best luck.

1093
00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:07,500
Just to remind you, there's no smoking on the bus.

1094
00:57:07,500 --> 00:57:08,100
Hey, don't a bit of donating.

1095
00:57:08,100 --> 00:57:09,340
No smoking on the back of the bus.

1096
00:57:09,340 --> 00:57:11,400
Hey, don't a bit of donating.

1097
00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:13,220
I think I'm still going to be able to smell it if you're doing it.

1098
00:57:13,220 --> 00:57:13,380
Aye.

1099
00:57:14,240 --> 00:57:16,180
No drinking or drinking down the back.

1100
00:57:16,920 --> 00:57:17,700
Family's on the bus.

1101
00:57:17,740 --> 00:57:18,780
Thank you.

1102
00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:22,320
Kill someone.

1103
00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:24,740
Kill someone again.

1104
00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:28,980
It's an awful shame.

1105
00:57:29,820 --> 00:57:31,720
There's really nothing I can do about it, I'm afraid.

1106
00:57:32,620 --> 00:57:33,420
Fanny, how are you?

1107
00:57:33,980 --> 00:57:34,360
That's mine.

1108
00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:35,840
Big shout out to you, Fanny.

1109
00:57:36,440 --> 00:57:37,620
And all the smellers.

1110
00:57:38,540 --> 00:57:39,140
Down there.

1111
00:57:39,940 --> 00:57:40,720
Including the crack.

1112
00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:42,880
This parking position is just...

1113
00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:43,600
Stand clear.

1114
00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:44,660
The doors are opening.

1115
00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:47,600
Stand clear.

1116
00:57:48,040 --> 00:57:48,840
The doors are opening.

1117
00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:51,220
One ticket, please.

1118
00:57:51,460 --> 00:57:52,220
How are you getting on?

1119
00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:56,320
A day senior.

1120
00:57:58,540 --> 00:58:00,340
And you've got a day senior pass.

1121
00:58:01,180 --> 00:58:02,200
Don't wear it out.

1122
00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:04,080
How are you doing now?

1123
00:58:04,480 --> 00:58:05,200
Lovely haircut.

1124
00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:08,540
Hairdo's and hairdo's.

1125
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:10,840
I'm only missing.

1126
00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:10,860
I'm only missing.

1127
00:58:11,540 --> 00:58:12,860
Day type regular too.

1128
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:13,440
No problem.

1129
00:58:15,480 --> 00:58:16,240
Two tickets.

1130
00:58:17,820 --> 00:58:18,540
12.40.

1131
00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:21,080
And that'll be 7.60 back in your pocket.

1132
00:58:22,340 --> 00:58:23,240
Have a nice time.

1133
00:58:23,740 --> 00:58:24,060
Hello.

1134
00:58:24,240 --> 00:58:24,640
How are you?

1135
00:58:26,080 --> 00:58:26,780
You a student?

1136
00:58:26,940 --> 00:58:27,240
You are.

1137
00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:28,660
You have the money though.

1138
00:58:29,260 --> 00:58:30,080
You must have a grant.

1139
00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:31,860
You have the money for the bus.

1140
00:58:32,320 --> 00:58:35,600
You must have a student grant, I was saying.

1141
00:58:36,160 --> 00:58:37,300
Because you have the money for the bus.

1142
00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:38,800
How are you doing here?

1143
00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:39,000
Well?

1144
00:58:39,660 --> 00:58:41,060
What's the show of you coming from work?

1145
00:58:42,120 --> 00:58:43,640
You look like you were working in an office.

1146
00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:45,320
Regular.

1147
00:58:46,240 --> 00:58:46,620
Day.

1148
00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:49,200
No problemo.

1149
00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:50,720
Two tickets to paradise.

1150
00:58:51,580 --> 00:58:53,000
12.40 back in your pocket.

1151
00:58:53,100 --> 00:58:53,540
Or to me.

1152
00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:55,100
I'll bet you bet.

1153
00:58:55,280 --> 00:58:55,760
See you later.

1154
00:58:57,280 --> 00:58:57,980
Staying clear.

1155
00:58:58,340 --> 00:58:59,160
The doors are closing.

1156
00:58:59,620 --> 00:58:59,760
No.

1157
00:59:01,420 --> 00:59:02,180
Staying clear.

1158
00:59:02,560 --> 00:59:03,440
The doors are closing.

1159
00:59:04,520 --> 00:59:05,920
Thank you very much, Weejo.

1160
00:59:07,060 --> 00:59:07,500
That's mine.

1161
00:59:08,260 --> 00:59:09,080
I hope you are well.

1162
00:59:10,360 --> 00:59:12,180
And it's great to say your name.

1163
00:59:13,880 --> 00:59:16,640
Reminds me of old times.

1164
00:59:17,100 --> 00:59:19,000
When this bus started going.

1165
00:59:19,740 --> 00:59:21,940
Or even before it started, you were on the Francis Street.

1166
00:59:22,100 --> 00:59:22,240
Oh.

1167
00:59:22,700 --> 00:59:22,960
Another.

1168
00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:24,220
Whoa.

1169
00:59:26,500 --> 00:59:27,400
Daredevil granny.

1170
00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:29,940
50 ways to kill your granny.

1171
00:59:30,600 --> 00:59:31,580
She's at it again, look.

1172
00:59:32,380 --> 00:59:33,160
The fuck out the way.

1173
00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:46,300
Sorry there now.

1174
00:59:46,360 --> 00:59:47,140
Bit of road rage.

1175
00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:48,000
Oh yeah, man.

1176
00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:51,900
You're experiencing a tiny touch of road rage.

1177
00:59:54,240 --> 00:59:55,440
Are you doing a bit of donating?

1178
00:59:57,300 --> 00:59:58,700
Are you doing a bit of donating?

1179
00:59:59,540 --> 01:00:01,080
Tess, thank you very much, Tess.

1180
01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:03,940
Very, very, very kind of you.

1181
01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:06,000
Big shout out to you, Tess.

1182
01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:07,360
And all the tickles.

1183
01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:08,720
Of ballybollocks.

1184
01:00:09,280 --> 01:00:10,380
Out there in the mainframe.

1185
01:00:11,880 --> 01:00:12,780
Now, let's move on.

1186
01:00:13,700 --> 01:00:14,680
Fashed and smooth.

1187
01:00:15,220 --> 01:00:16,160
Are you doing a bit of donating?

1188
01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:16,940
Look at this one here.

1189
01:00:17,580 --> 01:00:19,720
Not a bloody bother on her crossing the road.

1190
01:00:20,300 --> 01:00:23,060
There'll be plenty of bother when she's steamrolled by a bloody arctic.

1191
01:00:24,140 --> 01:00:25,480
Thank you very much for that.

1192
01:00:27,700 --> 01:00:28,100
Taffin.

1193
01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:29,960
Maybe you shouldn't be living here.

1194
01:00:32,120 --> 01:00:36,920
Now, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.

1195
01:00:36,920 --> 01:00:37,120
Let's go.

1196
01:00:37,120 --> 01:00:37,260
Let's go.

1197
01:00:37,260 --> 01:00:37,300
Let's go.

1198
01:00:40,300 --> 01:00:40,660
Wayne.

1199
01:00:41,300 --> 01:00:42,420
Thank you very much, Wayne.

1200
01:00:42,900 --> 01:00:43,920
I hope you are well.

1201
01:00:45,320 --> 01:00:48,300
I hope that you are having a blast of a time.

1202
01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:51,040
Thank you very much.

1203
01:00:57,040 --> 01:00:57,540
Let's go.

1204
01:00:57,540 --> 01:01:14,540
I don't have a business donate. Rest in peace. Rest in peace lady pedestrian. Everybody remember to take your shite.

1205
01:01:14,540 --> 01:01:36,380
All passengers please make sure they've got everything before they get up the bus. They don't want to leave your phone behind or your wallet or anything like that. Thank you. That's mine. No thank you very much. Somebody dropped garbage during the drive. Fucking scumbags. Absolute scumbags. Thank you very much Ivan. Very very kind of you Ivan.

1206
01:01:38,720 --> 01:01:39,580
How you doing now?

1207
01:01:43,020 --> 01:01:54,200
Ali Noonan. Thank you very much Ali. Thanks for watching and tipping away. I hope you're having a lovely Sunday at the end of a lovely weekend and the next week brings you a lot of glory.

1208
01:01:56,860 --> 01:01:57,700
How you getting that?

1209
01:02:00,180 --> 01:02:01,420
Are you doing a business donating?

1210
01:02:03,100 --> 01:02:10,500
Charlestown glory hole. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Say hi to Parik you say.

1211
01:02:11,500 --> 01:02:13,140
How you getting that?

1212
01:02:13,140 --> 01:02:16,920
How you getting that?

1213
01:02:18,700 --> 01:02:21,020
Now drive this piece back to the Bush station we.

1214
01:02:21,180 --> 01:02:22,380
Are you doing a business donating?

1215
01:02:22,380 --> 01:02:22,980
Parker up.

1216
01:02:23,940 --> 01:02:25,440
Richard Head. Thank you very much.

1217
01:02:25,440 --> 01:02:26,040
You don't have business donating. Yeah.

1218
01:02:27,120 --> 01:02:27,560
That's mine.

1219
01:02:28,420 --> 01:02:29,280
Richard Cowan.

1220
01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:30,100
No.

1221
01:02:31,300 --> 01:02:33,240
Stand clear. The doors are closing.

1222
01:02:35,520 --> 01:02:37,540
Stand clear. The doors are closing.

1223
01:02:39,980 --> 01:02:42,940
Oh. We're out. We're out. We're out. We're out and about.

1224
01:02:44,620 --> 01:02:45,600
We're out and about.

1225
01:02:47,720 --> 01:02:48,980
Are you doing a business donating?

1226
01:02:50,860 --> 01:02:52,580
Are you doing a business donating? Yeah.

1227
01:02:52,780 --> 01:02:54,700
Thank you very much Validrim.

1228
01:02:56,460 --> 01:02:57,740
Thank you very much Validrim.

1229
01:02:59,180 --> 01:03:01,380
I hope I'm getting these names right now.

1230
01:03:01,500 --> 01:03:02,780
It's a tough situation.

1231
01:03:05,820 --> 01:03:08,740
It's a tough situation to be driving and texting at the same time.

1232
01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:09,520
It's illegal.

1233
01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:11,840
It's fucking illegal to be doing that anyways.

1234
01:03:12,100 --> 01:03:13,520
Are you doing a business donating? Yeah.

1235
01:03:13,700 --> 01:03:14,820
Jimmy Flanagan. How are you?

1236
01:03:14,880 --> 01:03:15,040
Hi.

1237
01:03:15,640 --> 01:03:16,720
Thank you very much Jimmy.

1238
01:03:18,040 --> 01:03:19,380
I hope you're keeping well Jimmy.

1239
01:03:20,760 --> 01:03:21,740
Hope you're keeping well.

1240
01:03:22,240 --> 01:03:22,920
Are you doing a business donating?

1241
01:03:22,920 --> 01:03:24,920
Are you doing a business donating?

1242
01:03:24,920 --> 01:03:32,000
Roger. How are you?

1243
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:33,220
Are you doing a business donating? Yeah.

1244
01:03:33,220 --> 01:03:34,220
Are you doing a business donating? Yeah.

1245
01:03:34,220 --> 01:03:35,060
Thank you very much.

1246
01:03:35,240 --> 01:03:36,380
Big shout out to you Roger.

1247
01:03:36,840 --> 01:03:38,160
I hope you're keeping well Roger.

1248
01:03:38,940 --> 01:03:41,340
And say hello to the rest of the Boyas family.

1249
01:03:42,240 --> 01:03:43,760
Out there in Roger town.

1250
01:03:47,560 --> 01:03:47,920
Are you doing a business donating?

1251
01:03:47,920 --> 01:04:00,800
Michael. Mickey. Mickey. How are the hunts? Huh?

1252
01:04:02,160 --> 01:04:04,780
Thank you very much. It's great to have you here.

1253
01:04:05,400 --> 01:04:12,620
And thank you very much for taking Schlug Aaron as your preferred mode of transportation on a Sunday night into the following week.

1254
01:04:12,620 --> 01:04:16,560
I don't have a business donating. Yeah.

1255
01:04:17,560 --> 01:04:18,320
Schlugger lover.

1256
01:04:19,500 --> 01:04:20,600
Thank you very much.

1257
01:04:21,020 --> 01:04:22,000
Very very kind of you.

1258
01:04:26,420 --> 01:04:27,760
You've no turn coming up here.

1259
01:04:29,200 --> 01:04:32,460
I think the bush station here is in the industrial sector so.

1260
01:04:32,760 --> 01:04:33,920
Are you doing a business donating?

1261
01:04:35,100 --> 01:04:36,500
Dan Daly. How are you by?

1262
01:04:36,540 --> 01:04:37,540
A business donating. Yeah.

1263
01:04:38,640 --> 01:04:39,080
That's mine.

1264
01:04:39,860 --> 01:04:40,920
I hope you're keeping well.

1265
01:04:41,340 --> 01:04:42,540
And having a great Sunday evening.

1266
01:04:43,700 --> 01:04:44,960
And big big love.

1267
01:04:45,280 --> 01:04:45,480
Uh.

1268
01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:46,240
Big big.

1269
01:04:47,200 --> 01:04:47,920
Look.

1270
01:04:48,660 --> 01:04:49,340
Great luck.

1271
01:04:53,560 --> 01:04:54,140
Big luck.

1272
01:04:54,140 --> 01:04:54,220
Big luck.

1273
01:04:55,060 --> 01:04:55,880
Best of luck to you.

1274
01:04:56,760 --> 01:04:57,520
Sorry there guys.

1275
01:04:57,520 --> 01:04:58,560
Big big business donating. Yeah.

1276
01:04:59,560 --> 01:05:00,800
Sorry about that everybody.

1277
01:05:01,460 --> 01:05:01,680
Uh.

1278
01:05:01,740 --> 01:05:05,840
Just needed to go out here into the mainframe to tell you that I had a brain fart there.

1279
01:05:06,500 --> 01:05:07,100
I couldn't.

1280
01:05:07,180 --> 01:05:07,900
I couldn't speak.

1281
01:05:08,640 --> 01:05:09,580
You have to watch out for that.

1282
01:05:09,660 --> 01:05:11,280
Make sure you drink plenty of water as well.

1283
01:05:11,480 --> 01:05:14,040
Otherwise you too might end up in a brain fart situation.

1284
01:05:14,960 --> 01:05:17,920
whereby you don't know what the f*ck you're saying.

1285
01:05:21,880 --> 01:05:23,600
B is for bollocks.

1286
01:05:23,600 --> 01:05:26,280
If you don't watch out, I'll f*cking smash them.

1287
01:05:38,440 --> 01:05:40,880
Big Schlugger, how are ya?

1288
01:05:42,320 --> 01:05:44,320
Thank you very much, Big Schlugger.

1289
01:05:44,320 --> 01:05:46,720
You old snake in a box.

1290
01:05:51,840 --> 01:05:53,520
You old snake in a bag.

1291
01:05:54,720 --> 01:05:57,520
Wouldn't be awful cruel to put a snake in a bag now.

1292
01:05:57,520 --> 01:05:58,640
You don't have to donate.

1293
01:05:58,640 --> 01:06:00,160
Actually we've got the next term coming up.

1294
01:06:00,160 --> 01:06:01,920
You don't have to donate, yeah.

1295
01:06:01,920 --> 01:06:03,520
Question and message. That's fine.

1296
01:06:04,800 --> 01:06:06,560
Tommy, have you ever been in love?

1297
01:06:06,560 --> 01:06:10,320
Strike me as a man who's had his heart broken more than his fair share. Tell us about it.

1298
01:06:10,320 --> 01:06:13,680
Well, if these shoes could talk,

1299
01:06:14,080 --> 01:06:16,400
they tell you a lot of tales about the dance halls.

1300
01:06:18,080 --> 01:06:18,080
And they...

1301
01:06:18,080 --> 01:06:18,080
And they...

1302
01:06:18,080 --> 01:06:21,600
And they don't need the jigging and the jiving that used to go on.

1303
01:06:21,600 --> 01:06:23,280
And they don't need the spinning.

1304
01:06:23,280 --> 01:06:24,080
That's me.

1305
01:06:26,560 --> 01:06:30,960
And they don't need the jiving that's going to be the same.

1306
01:06:30,960 --> 01:06:34,880
you know the course and the love the romance

1307
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:39,680
yeah years

1308
01:06:43,120 --> 01:06:46,640
but sometimes it doesn't go out the way the way that you planned it like you know

1309
01:06:47,760 --> 01:06:54,880
sometimes there's a sting in the tail but the love bumblebee you have to watch out for that

1310
01:06:54,880 --> 01:07:01,840
as well you know prepare yourself for that it's not all fun and games and dance floors yeah

1311
01:07:03,040 --> 01:07:07,520
there can be a bit of uh tumultuous situations going on as well you know

1312
01:07:16,320 --> 01:07:17,440
she broke my fucking house

1313
01:07:20,560 --> 01:07:28,800
how are you getting that now we're nearly at the bush stop here be able to slug it in nice and

1314
01:07:28,800 --> 01:07:35,360
sensuously sensual sensuosity the sensuosity of the way this boss is going to slug into the

1315
01:07:35,360 --> 01:07:39,600
the garage is going to be unparalleled unparalleled

1316
01:07:42,720 --> 01:07:47,360
o'brien's wine's wrath minds how are you i wouldn't be going as far as wrath minds for a bottle of wine

1317
01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:55,680
i wouldn't be picking drinking wine but uh if i did i'd probably go down to you or uh if i was going

1318
01:07:55,680 --> 01:08:02,320
the distance i'd probably had to baggage street wines they have they have the uh oh connoisseur

1319
01:08:02,320 --> 01:08:11,520
stuff yeah i uh got the hell off the way slugger thank you whoa ah killed someone again on the last

1320
01:08:11,520 --> 01:08:12,160
situation

1321
01:08:19,680 --> 01:08:26,640
are you doing a bit of donating boo you're doing a bit of donating yeah thank you very much boo

1322
01:08:28,880 --> 01:08:31,120
this is an absolute nightmare look at this

1323
01:08:40,160 --> 01:08:42,240
i'm just gonna go in i'm gonna come on

1324
01:08:49,200 --> 01:08:49,840
sick

1325
01:08:57,120 --> 01:09:00,400
they're not gonna snap this green truck isn't getting in

1326
01:09:00,400 --> 01:09:02,400
Go go go go go go go go go go go go go!

1327
01:09:04,400 --> 01:09:05,400
Cheers!

1328
01:09:05,400 --> 01:09:06,400
Look!

1329
01:09:10,400 --> 01:09:11,400
Fuckin' hell!

1330
01:09:12,400 --> 01:09:15,400
Total gridlock! Do you remember that Lil' advert?

1331
01:09:16,400 --> 01:09:18,400
The lads down in Jamaica.

1332
01:09:18,400 --> 01:09:20,400
Oh god it's total!

1333
01:09:20,400 --> 01:09:25,400
I'm, I wanna try and do the accent but I don't as well because it could be racist.

1334
01:09:25,400 --> 01:09:28,400
But I'll do an impression with, in my own accent.

1335
01:09:28,400 --> 01:09:30,400
Oh man!

1336
01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:32,400
It's total gridlock!

1337
01:09:32,400 --> 01:09:34,400
But I'll show ya.

1338
01:09:34,400 --> 01:09:36,400
I'll show ya now.

1339
01:09:36,400 --> 01:09:38,400
The silicon guru.

1340
01:09:38,400 --> 01:09:40,400
Thank you very much.

1341
01:09:40,400 --> 01:09:42,400
Oh we picked up all the litter.

1342
01:09:42,400 --> 01:09:44,400
We picked the litter up so we should be okay.

1343
01:09:44,400 --> 01:09:46,400
I'm not gonna be able to get out of that door.

1344
01:09:46,400 --> 01:09:48,400
Feck!

1345
01:09:48,400 --> 01:09:50,400
Turn this off.

1346
01:09:56,400 --> 01:09:58,400
Okay.

1347
01:09:58,400 --> 01:10:02,400
Oh I am.

1348
01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:04,400
Great stuff.

1349
01:10:04,400 --> 01:10:06,400
Great stuff.

1350
01:10:06,400 --> 01:10:08,400
Are you doing a bit of donating?

1351
01:10:08,400 --> 01:10:10,400
Jack Fair.

1352
01:10:10,400 --> 01:10:12,400
Jack Fair.

1353
01:10:12,400 --> 01:10:13,400
Now that is a name I know.

1354
01:10:13,400 --> 01:10:14,400
Far and wide.

1355
01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:18,400
You're verified in the slug book.

1356
01:10:18,400 --> 01:10:20,400
I know that you're not a trick name.

1357
01:10:20,400 --> 01:10:22,400
You're a good guy.

1358
01:10:22,400 --> 01:10:30,400
But unfortunately the facts and figures are speaking words that, words more than I could ever say at the moment.

1359
01:10:30,400 --> 01:10:36,400
As Jack Fair asked the question, do the bodies ever weigh on the all-conscious?

1360
01:10:36,400 --> 01:10:38,400
Conscience, slug.

1361
01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:42,400
Well, Jack, not particularly no.

1362
01:10:42,400 --> 01:10:44,400
Can you sleep easy at night?

1363
01:10:44,400 --> 01:10:44,400
But I tell you something.

1364
01:10:44,400 --> 01:10:48,400
When I see the balance book at the end of the journey, like that.

1365
01:10:48,400 --> 01:10:48,400
How you getting that?

1366
01:10:48,400 --> 01:10:52,400
And I had 28 grand in passenger fares.

1367
01:10:54,400 --> 01:10:56,400
And then I'm deducted 60 grand for killing two people.

1368
01:10:58,400 --> 01:11:00,400
That's 30 grand a body.

1369
01:11:00,400 --> 01:11:01,400
Do you know?

1370
01:11:01,400 --> 01:11:04,400
I would be cheaper to carry out a fucking contract on them.

1371
01:11:04,400 --> 01:11:07,400
And have them scattered far and wide, you know?

1372
01:11:07,400 --> 01:11:09,400
Shallow grave job.

1373
01:11:10,400 --> 01:11:12,400
But I have to go by the rules.

1374
01:11:12,400 --> 01:11:15,400
Because they died on the roads.

1375
01:11:15,400 --> 01:11:16,400
I killed them.

1376
01:11:16,400 --> 01:11:19,400
And in the eyes of the law, I owe that money.

1377
01:11:19,400 --> 01:11:22,400
And then, collision, 12,000 euro.

1378
01:11:22,400 --> 01:11:23,400
Oh, man.

1379
01:11:23,400 --> 01:11:24,400
12 grand.

1380
01:11:24,400 --> 01:11:25,400
What did I hit?

1381
01:11:25,400 --> 01:11:26,400
Do you know?

1382
01:11:26,400 --> 01:11:28,400
It was a fucking punto.

1383
01:11:32,400 --> 01:11:36,400
Might have been a bit of whiplash or something to the person in the car as well, but...

1384
01:11:37,400 --> 01:11:38,400
It's a fucking hair dryer.

1385
01:11:39,400 --> 01:11:42,400
And then you see a red light, 250 euro.

1386
01:11:42,400 --> 01:11:43,400
How you getting that?

1387
01:11:44,400 --> 01:11:45,400
Red light district.

1388
01:11:45,400 --> 01:11:46,400
That's what that...

1389
01:11:46,400 --> 01:11:50,400
It's a complete fucking disaster of a drive.

1390
01:11:53,400 --> 01:11:54,400
And...

1391
01:11:54,400 --> 01:11:59,400
I'm not really too sure whether or not IKEA are gonna continue their sponsorship after that.

1392
01:12:03,400 --> 01:12:08,400
85% of unlocked bus stops should be on routes which generate income with drivers.

1393
01:12:09,400 --> 01:12:10,400
Okay, let's have a look.

1394
01:12:12,400 --> 01:12:13,400
I don't know.

1395
01:12:13,400 --> 01:12:14,400
Thank you very much, Jack Fowl.

1396
01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:17,400
I don't have a bit of donating.

1397
01:12:18,400 --> 01:12:20,400
I don't have a bit of donating, yeah.

1398
01:12:21,400 --> 01:12:22,400
That's my...

1399
01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:23,400
Thank you very much, question.

1400
01:12:23,400 --> 01:12:25,400
Has McGregor ever tried to throw hands at you?

1401
01:12:26,400 --> 01:12:27,400
No, he hasn't.

1402
01:12:27,400 --> 01:12:28,400
But he's...

1403
01:12:28,400 --> 01:12:30,400
He's never offered me any whiskey.

1404
01:12:30,400 --> 01:12:31,400
But I...

1405
01:12:31,400 --> 01:12:34,400
It'd be very hard for me to turn down any sort of whiskey, to be honest.

1406
01:12:35,400 --> 01:12:36,400
Yeah.

1407
01:12:36,400 --> 01:12:37,400
I'll fucking drink any piss.

1408
01:12:37,400 --> 01:12:38,400
I'll fucking drink any piss.

1409
01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:39,400
To be honest.

1410
01:12:41,400 --> 01:12:42,400
As long as it's on the...

1411
01:12:42,400 --> 01:12:43,400
As long as it's in front of me, I'll drink it.

1412
01:12:43,400 --> 01:12:50,400
It doesn't leave me with much options.

1413
01:12:50,400 --> 01:12:52,400
As long as it's in front of me, I'll drink it.

1414
01:12:52,400 --> 01:12:53,400
Alcoholism.

1415
01:12:53,400 --> 01:12:54,400
I cannot stop.

1416
01:12:54,400 --> 01:12:55,400
I know.

1417
01:12:55,400 --> 01:12:58,400
I can't stop now though for work, you know.

1418
01:12:58,400 --> 01:12:59,400
Because it's...

1419
01:12:59,400 --> 01:13:00,400
I don't have a bit of money.

1420
01:13:00,400 --> 01:13:01,400
I don't have a bit of money.

1421
01:13:01,400 --> 01:13:02,400
I don't have a bit of money.

1422
01:13:02,400 --> 01:13:03,400
I don't have a bit of money.

1423
01:13:03,400 --> 01:13:04,400
I don't have a bit of money.

1424
01:13:04,400 --> 01:13:05,400
I don't have a bit of money.

1425
01:13:05,400 --> 01:13:06,400
I don't have a bit of money.

1426
01:13:06,400 --> 01:13:07,400
I don't have a bit of money.

1427
01:13:07,400 --> 01:13:08,400
I don't have a bit of money.

1428
01:13:08,400 --> 01:13:09,400
I can't stop.

1429
01:13:09,400 --> 01:13:10,400
I don't have a bit of money.

1430
01:13:10,400 --> 01:13:11,400
I don't have a bit of money.

1431
01:13:11,400 --> 01:13:12,400
I don't have a bit of money.

1432
01:13:12,400 --> 01:13:13,400
I don't have a bit of money.

1433
01:13:13,400 --> 01:13:14,400
I don't have a bit of money.

1434
01:13:14,400 --> 01:13:15,400
I don't have a bit of money.

1435
01:13:15,400 --> 01:13:16,400
I don't have a bit of money.

1436
01:13:16,400 --> 01:13:17,400
I don't have a bit of money.

1437
01:13:17,400 --> 01:13:18,400
I don't have a bit of money.

1438
01:13:18,400 --> 01:13:19,400
I don't have a bit of money.

1439
01:13:19,400 --> 01:13:20,400
I don't have a bit of money.

1440
01:13:20,400 --> 01:13:21,400
I don't have a bit of money.

1441
01:13:21,400 --> 01:13:22,400
I don't have a bit of money.

1442
01:13:22,400 --> 01:13:23,400
I don't have a bit of money.

1443
01:13:23,400 --> 01:13:24,400
I don't have a bit of money.

1444
01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:25,400
I don't have a bit of money.

1445
01:13:25,400 --> 01:13:26,400
I don't have a bit of money.

1446
01:13:26,400 --> 01:13:27,400
I don't have a bit of money.

1447
01:13:27,400 --> 01:13:28,400
I don't have a bit of money.

1448
01:13:28,400 --> 01:13:29,400
I don't have a bit of money.

1449
01:13:29,400 --> 01:13:30,400
I don't have a bit of money.

1450
01:13:30,400 --> 01:13:31,400
I don't have a bit of money.

1451
01:13:31,400 --> 01:13:32,400
I don't have a bit of money.

1452
01:13:32,400 --> 01:13:33,400
I don't have a bit of money.

1453
01:13:33,400 --> 01:13:34,400
I don't have a bit of money.

1454
01:13:34,400 --> 01:13:35,400
I don't have a bit of money.

1455
01:13:35,400 --> 01:13:36,400
I don't have a bit of money.

1456
01:13:36,400 --> 01:13:37,400
I don't have a bit of money.

1457
01:13:37,400 --> 01:13:38,400
I don't have a bit of money.

1458
01:13:38,400 --> 01:13:39,400
I don't have a bit of money.

1459
01:13:39,400 --> 01:13:40,400
I don't have a bit of money.

1460
01:13:40,400 --> 01:13:41,400
I don't have a bit of money.

1461
01:13:41,400 --> 01:13:42,400
I don't have a bit of money.

1462
01:13:42,400 --> 01:13:43,400
I don't have a bit of money.

1463
01:13:43,400 --> 01:13:44,400
I don't have a bit of money.

1464
01:13:44,400 --> 01:13:46,400
I don't have a bit of money.

1465
01:13:46,400 --> 01:13:48,400
I don't have a bit of money.

1466
01:13:48,400 --> 01:13:52,400
And the more you do, the bigger you better.

1467
01:13:52,400 --> 01:13:55,400
You start off as a little man in the street.

1468
01:13:55,400 --> 01:13:58,400
Just fudging his tax returns.

1469
01:13:58,400 --> 01:14:01,400
And you actually end up as Jeff Bezos of Amazon.

1470
01:14:01,400 --> 01:14:05,400
Or that lad in from Apple.

1471
01:14:05,400 --> 01:14:07,400
Steve Bucks.

1472
01:14:07,400 --> 01:14:09,400
What was his name?

1473
01:14:09,400 --> 01:14:13,400
Fucking made the computer screens and the iPhones and the tablets.

1474
01:14:14,400 --> 01:14:16,400
Bill Jobs.

1475
01:14:16,400 --> 01:14:21,400
A dab will do.

1476
01:14:21,400 --> 01:14:22,400
Thank you very much.

1477
01:14:22,400 --> 01:14:23,400
A dab will do.

1478
01:14:23,400 --> 01:14:24,400
That's mine.

1479
01:14:24,400 --> 01:14:25,400
Quick shout on.

1480
01:14:25,400 --> 01:14:26,400
Reverse route.

1481
01:14:26,400 --> 01:14:27,400
Yes.

1482
01:14:27,400 --> 01:14:28,400
On.

1483
01:14:28,400 --> 01:14:30,400
We'll try and do this now without killing someone.

1484
01:14:30,400 --> 01:14:32,400
And we'll see how we get on.

1485
01:14:32,400 --> 01:14:33,400
Mercedes.

1486
01:14:33,400 --> 01:14:37,400
I don't think the Mercedes.

1487
01:14:37,400 --> 01:14:39,400
I think we need the urban way.

1488
01:14:39,400 --> 01:14:41,400
Oh, I think I took the Mercedes.

1489
01:14:41,400 --> 01:14:47,340
I'll take the Mercedes.

1490
01:14:48,520 --> 01:14:49,580
That's a great bus anyway.

1491
01:14:50,780 --> 01:14:56,480
How are you persons?

1492
01:14:56,480 --> 01:15:07,140
Can you give a shout out to Nancy Flatterty and her high-lying, playing a gig, high-flying

1493
01:15:07,140 --> 01:15:11,300
laps, playing a gig in the Ballycroi Community Centre.

1494
01:15:11,460 --> 01:15:12,460
Well, wish a look.

1495
01:15:15,200 --> 01:15:19,520
We did have a request for our singing that earlier in the show tonight.

1496
01:15:19,520 --> 01:15:20,540
Tim Schnapple.

1497
01:15:20,540 --> 01:15:21,920
Thank you very much, Schnapple.

1498
01:15:22,460 --> 01:15:23,660
How are you getting at?

1499
01:15:26,440 --> 01:15:31,440
Squeeze one in.

1500
01:15:32,900 --> 01:15:36,580
I've squeezed one in, and now I'm about to squeeze one out.

1501
01:15:36,580 --> 01:15:38,060
Goodnight and God bless.

1502
01:15:38,360 --> 01:15:38,880
I'll see you later.

1503
01:15:41,180 --> 01:15:42,000
I'm only messing.

1504
01:15:42,120 --> 01:15:44,060
I'm not going to leave, but that would be a great sign out.

1505
01:15:44,200 --> 01:15:45,860
I might actually remember that for later on.

1506
01:15:52,900 --> 01:15:53,860
The Dutch gold kid.

1507
01:15:53,960 --> 01:15:54,260
Thank you.

1508
01:15:55,620 --> 01:16:01,140
No fatalities today.

1509
01:16:01,140 --> 01:16:02,780
No road accidents.

1510
01:16:03,300 --> 01:16:04,260
No red lights.

1511
01:16:04,780 --> 01:16:06,040
Full bus.

1512
01:16:06,960 --> 01:16:09,020
Complete bus simulation.

1513
01:16:09,800 --> 01:16:10,740
No bollocks.

1514
01:16:10,740 --> 01:16:16,660
And also, I would like to say hello to Rose Brehny, who is listening in to us tonight on the way back from the Novena.

1515
01:16:16,920 --> 01:16:19,620
And her son, Shem, is there any back to Clantra and the County Longford?

1516
01:16:19,680 --> 01:16:20,680
Novena or true.

1517
01:16:20,680 --> 01:16:35,460
Slug for a plane simulation.

1518
01:16:35,600 --> 01:16:36,300
Thank you very much.

1519
01:16:36,300 --> 01:16:38,540
I have to tell you.

1520
01:16:39,380 --> 01:16:41,780
I tried flight simulator.

1521
01:16:41,940 --> 01:16:43,320
Look at her with the hands down the skirt.

1522
01:16:47,580 --> 01:16:48,600
Jesus Christ.

1523
01:16:49,680 --> 01:16:51,140
That's actually, that's not right.

1524
01:16:51,800 --> 01:16:52,660
That's not right.

1525
01:16:54,540 --> 01:16:55,620
She doesn't even care.

1526
01:16:55,700 --> 01:16:55,980
Look at her.

1527
01:16:56,040 --> 01:16:56,940
She doesn't even care.

1528
01:16:56,940 --> 01:16:58,500
How are you getting on?

1529
01:16:58,500 --> 01:17:02,900
No, no, no.

1530
01:17:02,980 --> 01:17:06,960
Just want to ask any other women there on the skirts.

1531
01:17:08,280 --> 01:17:11,080
Can you keep that now for a whole time?

1532
01:17:11,180 --> 01:17:13,280
Because this is a family bus.

1533
01:17:13,800 --> 01:17:16,680
And we just don't want that on the bus.

1534
01:17:16,680 --> 01:17:17,460
So I'm sure I can't.

1535
01:17:17,540 --> 01:17:17,940
Thank you.

1536
01:17:21,420 --> 01:17:22,220
How are you getting on?

1537
01:17:22,220 --> 01:17:52,200
I don't know.

1538
01:17:52,200 --> 01:17:54,620
I don't know.

1539
01:17:54,620 --> 01:17:54,880
I don't know.

1540
01:17:57,880 --> 01:17:58,320
Wheelchair.

1541
01:17:58,740 --> 01:17:59,180
Yeah.

1542
01:17:59,440 --> 01:18:00,300
Maxwell Grump.

1543
01:18:00,400 --> 01:18:00,760
That's mine.

1544
01:18:01,680 --> 01:18:02,540
Thank you very much.

1545
01:18:04,500 --> 01:18:05,400
Thank you very much.

1546
01:18:05,400 --> 01:18:06,040
Stand clear.

1547
01:18:06,420 --> 01:18:07,120
The doors are opening.

1548
01:18:09,280 --> 01:18:10,060
Stand clear.

1549
01:18:10,540 --> 01:18:11,340
The doors are opening.

1550
01:18:11,500 --> 01:18:13,100
Now the wheelchair situation here.

1551
01:18:13,620 --> 01:18:14,180
You can see it.

1552
01:18:17,700 --> 01:18:18,420
How are you?

1553
01:18:20,380 --> 01:18:21,580
You'd like a single.

1554
01:18:21,580 --> 01:18:23,760
Single.

1555
01:18:23,760 --> 01:18:23,860
Single.

1556
01:18:24,400 --> 01:18:24,760
Students.

1557
01:18:25,340 --> 01:18:25,860
And a one.

1558
01:18:27,260 --> 01:18:28,180
1820 change.

1559
01:18:28,380 --> 01:18:29,760
I hope you've got pockets.

1560
01:18:30,160 --> 01:18:30,920
I hope you brought.

1561
01:18:31,800 --> 01:18:33,100
Big pockets for the change.

1562
01:18:33,660 --> 01:18:34,860
Because you've got a lot of shrapnel.

1563
01:18:38,860 --> 01:18:39,740
How are you getting there?

1564
01:18:40,080 --> 01:18:40,940
Thank you very much.

1565
01:18:40,940 --> 01:18:40,940
Thank you very much.

1566
01:18:41,000 --> 01:18:41,340
Maxwell.

1567
01:18:42,780 --> 01:18:45,360
What tunes do you listen to on the radio?

1568
01:18:45,460 --> 01:18:45,800
You ask?

1569
01:18:46,080 --> 01:18:46,300
Well.

1570
01:18:47,560 --> 01:18:48,500
Anything and everything.

1571
01:18:48,840 --> 01:18:51,340
But Midwest seems to have the jams.

1572
01:18:51,560 --> 01:18:51,700
You know.

1573
01:18:52,440 --> 01:18:54,060
So I listened to Midwest the whole time.

1574
01:18:54,900 --> 01:18:55,840
How are you getting on, Mrs.

1575
01:18:55,900 --> 01:18:56,300
How are you?

1576
01:18:57,080 --> 01:18:58,140
You'd like a single ticket.

1577
01:18:59,180 --> 01:19:00,220
One ticket to paradise.

1578
01:19:00,460 --> 01:19:00,860
Coming up.

1579
01:19:01,960 --> 01:19:02,680
I'm only messing.

1580
01:19:02,780 --> 01:19:04,060
It's going to the industrial sector.

1581
01:19:12,760 --> 01:19:13,620
How are you getting there?

1582
01:19:14,080 --> 01:19:14,360
No.

1583
01:19:14,720 --> 01:19:15,120
280.

1584
01:19:16,340 --> 01:19:16,860
Thank you.

1585
01:19:16,860 --> 01:19:17,820
Thank you very much.

1586
01:19:21,600 --> 01:19:22,560
We have a look now.

1587
01:19:25,180 --> 01:19:27,600
We've got a wheelchair situation there at the back.

1588
01:19:30,240 --> 01:19:30,680
Wheel.

1589
01:19:30,860 --> 01:19:31,500
Wheelchair.

1590
01:19:31,980 --> 01:19:32,660
Situation.

1591
01:19:32,880 --> 01:19:32,880
I.

1592
01:19:34,380 --> 01:19:35,400
We get this now.

1593
01:19:35,400 --> 01:19:38,200
Stand clear.

1594
01:19:38,640 --> 01:19:39,120
Wheelchair.

1595
01:19:39,240 --> 01:19:39,940
Access ramp.

1596
01:19:40,120 --> 01:19:40,600
Activated.

1597
01:19:41,320 --> 01:19:41,980
Stand clear.

1598
01:19:42,620 --> 01:19:43,020
Wheelchair.

1599
01:19:43,160 --> 01:19:43,660
Access ramp.

1600
01:19:43,820 --> 01:19:44,280
Activated.

1601
01:19:45,720 --> 01:19:47,280
Are you doing a bit of donating?

1602
01:19:48,560 --> 01:19:49,240
Stand clear.

1603
01:19:49,460 --> 01:19:50,400
Are you doing a bit of donating?

1604
01:19:50,400 --> 01:19:50,400
Wheelchair.

1605
01:19:50,400 --> 01:19:50,980
Access ramp.

1606
01:19:51,080 --> 01:19:51,600
Deactivated.

1607
01:19:52,040 --> 01:19:53,620
Thank you very much, pooping.

1608
01:19:55,200 --> 01:19:56,520
Very, very kind of you, poop.

1609
01:19:58,560 --> 01:20:00,720
I am in a freaking great farm now.

1610
01:20:00,820 --> 01:20:02,000
Because I know for a fact.

1611
01:20:02,520 --> 01:20:02,760
Well.

1612
01:20:02,980 --> 01:20:04,380
I don't actually know for a fact.

1613
01:20:04,480 --> 01:20:05,260
But I do know.

1614
01:20:05,260 --> 01:20:08,040
this bus journey is going to be

1615
01:20:08,040 --> 01:20:09,700
perfect.

1616
01:20:12,440 --> 01:20:14,000
Ivana, thank you very much.

1617
01:20:14,380 --> 01:20:15,880
Ivana, and to all the

1618
01:20:15,880 --> 01:20:18,000
Humpalots who are tuned in

1619
01:20:18,000 --> 01:20:18,500
to Shlugir.

1620
01:20:20,380 --> 01:20:22,300
Tune in, turn on, hump out.

1621
01:20:23,400 --> 01:20:24,340
But this

1622
01:20:24,340 --> 01:20:26,040
journey is going to be free

1623
01:20:26,040 --> 01:20:27,000
of any fatalities.

1624
01:20:27,840 --> 01:20:29,060
We're not going to run anyone over.

1625
01:20:30,580 --> 01:20:31,880
We're not going to kill anyone.

1626
01:20:32,560 --> 01:20:34,160
We're not going to run any red lights.

1627
01:20:34,160 --> 01:20:37,600
And we're not going to bash into any

1628
01:20:37,600 --> 01:20:38,400
fat puntos.

1629
01:20:43,100 --> 01:20:44,340
And there we can see, look.

1630
01:20:45,520 --> 01:20:47,680
She's putting the, she thinks I cannot see her,

1631
01:20:47,720 --> 01:20:49,920
but I can. She's putting the hand down the pants

1632
01:20:49,920 --> 01:20:51,280
there after I gave the warning out.

1633
01:20:52,520 --> 01:20:53,340
Fucking shits of her.

1634
01:20:55,900 --> 01:20:57,360
It's an absolute disgrace.

1635
01:20:59,480 --> 01:20:59,920
Guinness.

1636
01:20:59,920 --> 01:21:00,040
Guinness.

1637
01:21:03,260 --> 01:21:04,400
Guinness shits, thank you.

1638
01:21:07,120 --> 01:21:08,300
Thank you very much, Guinée.

1639
01:21:09,540 --> 01:21:10,860
Guinée, Guinée shiz.

1640
01:21:13,980 --> 01:21:14,720
What's that now?

1641
01:21:14,780 --> 01:21:15,840
The rappers do be saying.

1642
01:21:16,420 --> 01:21:17,280
I like that shiz.

1643
01:21:20,700 --> 01:21:28,140
minis yeah frank mccore oh frank mccore thank you very much is francis going to do a bit of a stream

1644
01:21:28,140 --> 01:21:35,580
later on are you on your own for the night tom well i'm not freaking sure frank thank you very

1645
01:21:35,580 --> 01:21:45,020
much very kind of you um for the tip i'm not sure francis might come on he might not he might not okay

1646
01:21:45,020 --> 01:21:49,820
we need to let this book in on the wheelchair off how are you getting that we need to let this book in on

1647
01:21:49,820 --> 01:22:04,460
the wheelchair off stand here the doors are open i need a ticket let this book enough the wheelchair book

1648
01:22:09,180 --> 01:22:16,700
stand clear wheelchair access ramp activated stand clear wheelchair access ramp activated there he goes

1649
01:22:18,860 --> 01:22:24,860
stand clear wheelchair access ramp somebody just used the bloody wheelchair ramp then on foot pedestrian

1650
01:22:27,100 --> 01:22:29,980
somebody just used the bloody wheelchair ramp as a pedestrian that's not right

1651
01:22:32,780 --> 01:22:42,060
how are you doing uh you want a day ticket to you ticket to paradise is it i'm only missing we're going to

1652
01:22:42,060 --> 01:22:51,420
the industrial sector as i mentioned before right here print three eight thank you very much orange pants

1653
01:22:51,420 --> 01:22:54,300
the orange lodge now look at this guy

1654
01:22:56,700 --> 01:23:02,300
how are you getting on there now sorry to uh i'm sorry i seen you walking on there over the wheelchair

1655
01:23:02,300 --> 01:23:07,100
ramp that's not for your feet that's for wheels if you're born with wheels then you'd be able to use

1656
01:23:07,100 --> 01:23:14,380
it but you gotta think of the other people thank you check the tickets any scummers any scummers who

1657
01:23:14,380 --> 01:23:21,740
haven't got a ticket you're gonna be ejected pick up garbage fucking people leaving litter as well

1658
01:23:22,700 --> 01:23:33,020
come on now everybody we want you to pick up your litter and not drop it okay what you're not you're

1659
01:23:33,020 --> 01:23:41,740
humans not animals you know whoever keeps leaving the litter down the back i'm onto you and you might not

1660
01:23:41,740 --> 01:23:47,660
think it but i am um and keep doing what you're doing because there's cameras on the bus you see cameras and when i get

1661
01:23:47,660 --> 01:23:52,700
back to the the garage i'll watch it i'll take the video tape and watch i watch it and i will find you

1662
01:23:52,700 --> 01:23:57,900
i'll find you and i will find you and i'll kill you i mean i'll find you i will kill you welcome to

1663
01:23:57,900 --> 01:24:01,580
shlogaren i hope you're having a nice day welcome everybody don't be a pig

1664
01:24:04,300 --> 01:24:14,940
how are you getting on there now out we go no deaths no fatalities no red lights no crashes

1665
01:24:14,940 --> 01:24:26,220
hey you don't have a business donate rob thank you very much rob comber can you tell rob to get a haircut

1666
01:24:27,660 --> 01:24:31,900
make sure you get that map chap rob it's like a dishclad

1667
01:24:34,620 --> 01:24:46,140
how are you getting that what are you doing a business donating angela smashes thank you very much that's mine

1668
01:24:47,340 --> 01:24:48,940
very very kind of you frank mccord

1669
01:24:51,980 --> 01:24:52,780
very very kind

1670
01:24:56,780 --> 01:25:24,860
thank you for all the support that you show to the shrimps on behalf of me and

1671
01:25:26,620 --> 01:25:34,140
wendy as well thank you wendy but quib on behalf of me and francine and fontaine and connor williams

1672
01:25:35,420 --> 01:25:36,060
thank you very much

1673
01:25:39,820 --> 01:25:40,060
whoa

1674
01:25:45,260 --> 01:25:50,620
sorry about that one here says please play galway bay by dolores came for the galway minor hurlers uh

1675
01:25:50,620 --> 01:25:55,100
and bringing the all iron and others to the west and also our galway intermediate camogie girls

1676
01:25:55,100 --> 01:25:59,420
thank you alan willky thank you very much alan willky

1677
01:25:59,420 --> 01:26:15,180
call me senior girls come on the senior girls come on get the fight not the pints that should be a new

1678
01:26:15,180 --> 01:26:24,220
feckin uh anti-drinking commercial it's my west need actually in the intermediate clone name gives so thank you very much

1679
01:26:24,860 --> 01:26:31,580
a clone name gives so i've just thought of something um do you know that advert for the the mind you're driving

1680
01:26:32,140 --> 01:26:33,660
dangerous driving get the point

1681
01:26:33,660 --> 01:26:33,660
not the point

1682
01:26:33,660 --> 01:26:35,020
hey don't miss donating

1683
01:26:35,020 --> 01:26:35,020
hey don't miss donating

1684
01:26:35,020 --> 01:26:37,020
hey don't miss donating

1685
01:26:37,020 --> 01:26:38,060
hey don't miss donating yeah

1686
01:26:38,060 --> 01:26:45,180
i'm doing that dg thank you very much get the point not the points what about one for people who are going drinking

1687
01:26:46,060 --> 01:26:52,780
and it's for people who like to drink a lot like myself you know and the advert doesn't want to

1688
01:26:52,780 --> 01:26:56,700
speak down to them by saying stop drinking altogether because we know that's never going to happen

1689
01:26:57,820 --> 01:27:07,180
but what about get the pint not the pints you know you would then have to explain that it's a

1690
01:27:07,180 --> 01:27:10,460
a play on the words of a a different one let's get the point not the points

1691
01:27:11,820 --> 01:27:13,660
i was for a different advert before but

1692
01:27:15,900 --> 01:27:21,820
yeah it's a yeah it's a shit idea sorry we'll move on let's move on discount what i was saying

1693
01:27:24,460 --> 01:27:27,580
do you think hunts will ever come back are you doing a busy donating

1694
01:27:29,100 --> 01:27:38,540
levy beg thank you go to bed brendan to fuck says levy beg and a clone named gibso you're the angel of the bus lanes

1695
01:27:44,940 --> 01:27:48,940
thank you dg i'm not going for pints after this

1696
01:27:52,140 --> 01:27:53,580
i'm not going for pints after this

1697
01:27:56,300 --> 01:28:02,140
should be there might be a lock in downtown i'm not sure give g me a taste

1698
01:28:07,100 --> 01:28:11,740
oh we should do the knock three times on the window if you want a pint

1699
01:28:14,620 --> 01:28:22,140
don't tell the guards it'll be all right that used to be johnny's sign

1700
01:28:22,140 --> 01:28:33,500
well for when he wanted to get customers customers would be asking what time do you close at and he'd

1701
01:28:33,500 --> 01:28:38,780
said well we meant to shut the doors around 12 but if you're walking by and you see the lights are still

1702
01:28:38,780 --> 01:28:45,660
on behind the curtains just knock three times on the window if you want a pint

1703
01:28:47,660 --> 01:28:56,220
don't tell the guards it'll be all right i thought what a brilliant and amazing and original song

1704
01:28:56,220 --> 01:29:00,940
that you've come up with john and he said you know what tom it's actually a rip off

1705
01:29:03,020 --> 01:29:09,020
of an existing song about knocking three times on the on the door or something if you want to ride

1706
01:29:09,580 --> 01:29:19,420
no regular type regular and a one three fifty sixty seventy eighty back in the pocket moritio pochettino how are you

1707
01:29:21,260 --> 01:29:29,660
you want to take it well you've got a ticket coming right your way and it's a one and it's a 780 jab it's a 780 wonder

1708
01:29:30,540 --> 01:29:36,140
780 degrees a pure ticket pleasure let's go everybody

1709
01:29:42,620 --> 01:29:49,740
and this isn't a bendy bus i'm well aware but it's a good bus i wish we had a tune for it everybody but we

1710
01:29:49,740 --> 01:29:58,140
don't have a tune for it well it's a bit of a bendy bus in the sense the wheels do bend passengers so welcome to the bendy bus

1711
01:30:01,020 --> 01:30:05,180
i'd never have guessed that christina and hans were related yeah

1712
01:30:05,180 --> 01:30:08,460
stand clear wheelchair access ramp deactivating

1713
01:30:11,420 --> 01:30:14,620
i'm afraid we don't have the bendy bus sound effect it's been replaced but

1714
01:30:15,420 --> 01:30:21,420
there's been a malfunction the the wheelchair access uh sound effect is is here but that it makes sense

1715
01:30:21,420 --> 01:30:28,460
seeing as though we're not on the bendy bus anyway welcome to the normal bus everybody welcome to the normal bus

1716
01:30:30,860 --> 01:30:38,140
sorry there guys i had something to eat earlier on it hasn't that well and uh an an event let's just say

1717
01:30:38,140 --> 01:30:45,900
an event took place here up at the cockpit and um let's just say another thing maybe you should open a

1718
01:30:45,900 --> 01:30:48,140
window down the back thank you

1719
01:30:52,140 --> 01:30:55,820
how are you getting that are you doing a busy donating

1720
01:30:57,420 --> 01:31:02,620
mario c thank you yeah the oc what an amazing oh red light

1721
01:31:04,060 --> 01:31:06,460
heck in hell we were so close look at how close we were

1722
01:31:10,540 --> 01:31:15,900
danger zone halfway to the danger zone

1723
01:31:26,460 --> 01:31:38,940
she's tired of living here in the yard city

1724
01:31:38,940 --> 01:31:44,300
and tomorrow she'll be heading for the ghost she'll be gagging for the goose

1725
01:31:49,100 --> 01:31:53,580
spilling my fireland and uh billy will be with us there on the uh i think billy is what is yeah he's

1726
01:31:53,580 --> 01:31:57,100
on the sunday night show now it's not all i have to say fully pinned down but the tickets are

1727
01:31:57,100 --> 01:32:01,580
chris murphy thank you very much chris murphy that is very very very kind of you

1728
01:32:01,580 --> 01:32:07,260
i hope that's our special shows over there and i hope that you're having a lovely sunday evening we will have brendan shine as one of our

1729
01:32:07,260 --> 01:32:14,060
brendan shine is after you chris so watch out watch out for that i hope you're having a lovely evening and thank you very much for your kind-hearted

1730
01:32:14,060 --> 01:32:26,540
donation donation oh yeah tc how are you yesterday was perfect looks like you've got your hands full with the bus doing a fine job well

1731
01:32:26,540 --> 01:32:35,420
i do and thank you very much and chris murphy says always enjoy the streams that you and francis do be doing and here's hoping that kerry

1732
01:32:35,420 --> 01:32:49,260
you know kerry pull it off on sunday week you don't have this donate that's my thank you very much kents thank you and to tc as well and kents who says hi from israelia

1733
01:32:50,140 --> 01:33:05,100
well i cannot believe kents that you're watching all the way from down under it's a long way away thank you very much but we're joined through the information super highway yeah together that's my the information super highway has joined us together

1734
01:33:05,100 --> 01:33:20,300
technology has brought us and has brought us together and and made short the distance that was once long and to brie jazzer's club it's my girlfriend's 21st and we're celebrating by watching some slugger

1735
01:33:23,020 --> 01:33:34,780
that's my thank you very much sooblik and brie says it's my girlfriend tia's 21st and we're celebrating celebrating by watching slugger well thank you very much and happy 21st

1736
01:33:34,780 --> 01:33:48,780
birthday tia your name is tia but it also sounds like i'm saying happy birthday tia so well done on a double helping of birthday wish luck and coincidentality

1737
01:33:53,260 --> 01:34:00,700
sooblik lovely driving today slug nearly crashed the thing then sure if the bendy bus tunes are gone maybe michael and

1738
01:34:00,700 --> 01:34:12,540
the mechanical boys can take its place well what an absolutely magical suggestion there by uh sooblik who wants a little bit of mike and the mechanical boys

1739
01:34:14,860 --> 01:34:18,380
let's have a look now let's have a look now yeah

1740
01:34:22,780 --> 01:34:23,820
lick my stamp

1741
01:34:26,700 --> 01:34:27,340
on post

1742
01:34:29,020 --> 01:34:35,420
i think on post have gone too far with their latest uh campaign to get people to send letters again

1743
01:34:35,980 --> 01:34:40,860
it's literally a big giant billboard that just says lick my stamp

1744
01:34:42,940 --> 01:34:47,820
i think it's too sexual for posters you know i think what we need to do is go back to the olden days of

1745
01:34:48,940 --> 01:34:55,580
send a letter and make someone happy you know don't have to be doing the sexualized stuff here's mike and the mechanics anyway

1746
01:35:05,420 --> 01:35:15,260
looking back over my shoulder i cannot believe the things that i've seen

1747
01:35:16,700 --> 01:35:25,420
i'm driving a bus i'm driving a bus fifth in my feet yeah but dadadadada living the dream

1748
01:35:27,500 --> 01:35:28,060
too late

1749
01:35:32,380 --> 01:35:38,540
never believe things that i've seen you never believe

1750
01:35:38,540 --> 01:35:50,220
never believe

1751
01:35:50,220 --> 01:35:52,220
never believe

1752
01:35:53,900 --> 01:35:59,660
steeklin thank you yeah thank you steeklin thank you steeklin

1753
01:36:02,540 --> 01:36:05,180
thank you steeklin for the true euro

1754
01:36:12,220 --> 01:36:12,860
how are you getting that

1755
01:36:16,140 --> 01:36:17,020
never believe

1756
01:36:17,980 --> 01:36:19,420
things that i've seen

1757
01:36:21,020 --> 01:36:22,220
you never believe

1758
01:36:23,180 --> 01:36:29,900
shite that's behind you until you turn around and look over your shoulder

1759
01:36:29,900 --> 01:36:40,380
how are you getting that

1760
01:36:40,380 --> 01:36:45,960
I can feel you slipping through my fingers.

1761
01:36:45,960 --> 01:36:49,460
Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

1762
01:36:49,460 --> 01:37:19,440
How are you getting that?

1763
01:37:19,440 --> 01:37:49,420
Just a smile and hold my head up high. Could it be that we belong together? Baby, won't you give me one more try? One more try. Looking back. Over my shoulder. See that look in your eyes.

1764
01:37:49,420 --> 01:38:19,400
I never dreamed about it. It could be over. But I never wanted to say goodbye. Looking back. Looking back. Over my shoulder. How are you? How are you doing? You've got a weak regular quantity. No problem. Regular quantity one. And that's a two euro change.

1765
01:38:19,400 --> 01:38:22,580
Back in your Pochettino. That's a great situation altogether.

1766
01:38:24,400 --> 01:38:24,620
Yeah.

1767
01:38:29,400 --> 01:38:31,480
Staying clear. The doors are closed.

1768
01:38:33,680 --> 01:38:35,740
Staying clear. The doors are closed.

1769
01:38:37,400 --> 01:38:42,500
How many years and miles can I walk in your shoes?

1770
01:38:43,220 --> 01:38:45,400
Underneath the California sun.

1771
01:38:46,400 --> 01:38:47,520
California sun.

1772
01:38:47,520 --> 01:38:51,580
Another weary day is nearly over.

1773
01:38:52,580 --> 01:38:56,160
And he goes home when his daily work is done.

1774
01:38:57,400 --> 01:38:58,000
Whoa.

1775
01:38:58,220 --> 01:39:01,520
There's a Mexican lady waiting for her.

1776
01:39:01,520 --> 01:39:02,160
Fucking hell.

1777
01:39:03,420 --> 01:39:05,780
You know she's never been to Iron Man.

1778
01:39:05,780 --> 01:39:08,000
Next Mexican lady.

1779
01:39:08,400 --> 01:39:10,180
But someday they're gonna leave.

1780
01:39:10,400 --> 01:39:10,400
Yeah.

1781
01:39:10,400 --> 01:39:11,580
Wilco. Thank you.

1782
01:39:11,580 --> 01:39:24,720
Thank you very much, Wilco.

1783
01:39:24,720 --> 01:39:25,720
No!

1784
01:39:25,720 --> 01:39:38,940
No!

1785
01:39:38,940 --> 01:39:39,940
No!

1786
01:39:39,940 --> 01:39:46,940
The Atlantic meets the coast of Ireland. Not far from the mountain.

1787
01:39:46,940 --> 01:39:51,940
Stand clear. The doors are open.

1788
01:39:51,940 --> 01:39:54,940
I need a ticket.

1789
01:39:54,940 --> 01:40:00,940
Okay, that's uh, Matthew O'Donnell there and the story of um, Connemara Hall.

1790
01:40:00,940 --> 01:40:02,940
That's a good sound. Connemara Hall.

1791
01:40:02,940 --> 01:40:05,780
And Anne has tuned her way over there in Boston tonight.

1792
01:40:05,860 --> 01:40:11,940
Very special mention for you, Anne, and the extended family circle there in the week and the few days that have been in.

1793
01:40:12,180 --> 01:40:14,140
And I hope you did.

1794
01:40:14,460 --> 01:40:17,280
As best you could enjoy that particular song there.

1795
01:40:17,600 --> 01:40:18,560
One in a print.

1796
01:40:19,580 --> 01:40:20,280
Thank you.

1797
01:40:20,400 --> 01:40:21,360
Thank you very much.

1798
01:40:21,780 --> 01:40:22,360
Thank you.

1799
01:40:22,420 --> 01:40:22,760
Thank you.

1800
01:40:22,820 --> 01:40:23,120
Thank you.

1801
01:40:23,180 --> 01:40:23,480
Thank you.

1802
01:40:23,540 --> 01:40:23,820
Thank you.

1803
01:40:24,480 --> 01:40:25,760
Thank you.

1804
01:40:25,760 --> 01:40:26,100
Thank you.

1805
01:40:26,440 --> 01:40:26,460
Thank you.

1806
01:40:26,600 --> 01:40:27,020
Thank you.

1807
01:40:28,380 --> 01:40:28,840
Thank you.

1808
01:40:28,980 --> 01:40:29,420
Connemara.

1809
01:40:29,540 --> 01:40:31,000
I don't know.

1810
01:40:31,000 --> 01:40:31,040
I don't know.

1811
01:40:31,040 --> 01:40:31,120
I don't know.

1812
01:40:32,400 --> 01:40:33,920
Huh?

1813
01:40:40,280 --> 01:40:40,800
Exotic?

1814
01:40:42,380 --> 01:40:44,120
I'd like to be getting away on holiday.

1815
01:40:44,880 --> 01:40:47,500
I was in English grown last week and was pissing down.

1816
01:40:51,820 --> 01:40:52,740
Costa del dance.

1817
01:40:52,820 --> 01:40:53,360
I'd love that.

1818
01:40:57,800 --> 01:40:59,340
I'd fucking slaughter.

1819
01:40:59,340 --> 01:40:59,780
I'd slaughter it there.

1820
01:41:01,860 --> 01:41:03,700
I'd slaughter that place.

1821
01:41:03,840 --> 01:41:04,740
Costa del dance.

1822
01:41:06,580 --> 01:41:07,760
Show band Sam.

1823
01:41:09,560 --> 01:41:10,380
Yulik McGee.

1824
01:41:12,520 --> 01:41:14,280
Johnny Cayley from Balahi.

1825
01:41:15,280 --> 01:41:18,360
And Sammy Shoes from Outknockmore.

1826
01:41:19,100 --> 01:41:22,000
It's the most popular stage show in the West this summer.

1827
01:41:22,120 --> 01:41:29,420
Midwesterly will proudly present 40 Shades of Green by Tommy Marin this Wednesday night in the Castle Quarter till Westport at 8 o'clock.

1828
01:41:29,600 --> 01:41:36,620
From that big screen to the brush dance and from show band memories to hilarious comedy sketches, the show is simply the best.

1829
01:41:36,980 --> 01:41:38,220
Simply the best.

1830
01:41:40,040 --> 01:41:41,040
Two hours.

1831
01:41:42,700 --> 01:41:44,700
40 shades of green. Westport.

1832
01:41:46,140 --> 01:41:50,860
Eastport. Yeah. Make sure you go see that. Soblik. Thank you, Soblik.

1833
01:41:55,640 --> 01:41:56,720
Thank you, Soblik.

1834
01:41:59,820 --> 01:42:00,620
I haven't.

1835
01:42:05,740 --> 01:42:06,600
Bucksack Brogan.

1836
01:42:08,900 --> 01:42:09,700
I tell you something.

1837
01:42:14,260 --> 01:42:15,840
Myself and Bucksack Brogan.

1838
01:42:16,560 --> 01:42:18,260
We broke the fucking back of it the last day.

1839
01:42:19,160 --> 01:42:20,840
We started reading all the Russian literature.

1840
01:42:22,780 --> 01:42:25,640
Dostoyevsky and fucking Tolstoy and all those books.

1841
01:42:26,820 --> 01:42:27,680
Telling you something.

1842
01:42:28,760 --> 01:42:30,500
We'll still be here next Tuesday weekday.

1843
01:42:30,980 --> 01:42:31,960
In ten years time.

1844
01:42:32,800 --> 01:42:34,580
Big books. Heart to read.

1845
01:42:34,580 --> 01:42:35,740
Very deep.

1846
01:42:38,220 --> 01:42:40,180
Now, let's go. Let's go, Dishko.

1847
01:42:42,680 --> 01:42:47,360
I was actually playing a bit of ball sack bingo there down in the community parish hall.

1848
01:42:49,260 --> 01:42:50,120
In Nacafunta.

1849
01:42:51,740 --> 01:42:54,280
I tell you, we knocked a bit of fun out of it anyway.

1850
01:42:55,500 --> 01:42:58,100
It was, whose ball sack is behind the curtain number three?

1851
01:42:58,840 --> 01:43:00,020
You had to guess.

1852
01:43:00,820 --> 01:43:02,740
And they had different types of ball sacks.

1853
01:43:02,880 --> 01:43:05,600
They had like a sack for snooker balls.

1854
01:43:06,600 --> 01:43:11,880
A little sack in for those little balls that you have in the machines.

1855
01:43:14,440 --> 01:43:20,520
Like little lead pellet balls that you, Chinese, you know, the Chinese games, you drop the little lead ball in and they go down in.

1856
01:43:21,460 --> 01:43:24,440
You played it in Shenmue. We've seen the buckingin playing it in Shenmue.

1857
01:43:26,040 --> 01:43:28,700
And another one full of Gaelic balls.

1858
01:43:30,640 --> 01:43:32,860
And then, just a man's sack.

1859
01:43:34,140 --> 01:43:36,960
Which was a great surprise to everybody in the parish hall.

1860
01:43:38,340 --> 01:43:40,840
And, uh, actually ruffled a few feathers.

1861
01:43:40,980 --> 01:43:42,660
Some people say they're not coming back again.

1862
01:43:43,300 --> 01:43:48,220
And that the times have changed so much that they don't know who they are or what they're doing anymore.

1863
01:43:49,220 --> 01:43:51,620
Which was a shame. That was the reaction that...

1864
01:43:51,620 --> 01:43:54,580
I don't think they were going for that kind of reaction, to be honest, from the parishioners.

1865
01:43:56,160 --> 01:44:00,400
What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

1866
01:44:01,300 --> 01:44:02,780
Shlarkin, thank you very much, Shlarkin.

1867
01:44:03,160 --> 01:44:07,980
How are you, Tommy? Any chance of ride on time by black box before the night is through?

1868
01:44:09,040 --> 01:44:12,140
Hope you have a great week. Well, I hope you have a fucking great week as well, Shlarkin.

1869
01:44:12,360 --> 01:44:14,040
We might have a bit of black box coming up.

1870
01:44:15,640 --> 01:44:17,780
We might have a bit of black box coming up soon enough.

1871
01:44:18,980 --> 01:44:20,740
Bokkaki Bingo, thank you very much too.

1872
01:44:21,920 --> 01:44:23,640
Absolute kind gentleman.

1873
01:44:25,400 --> 01:44:26,760
A lovely, lovely gentleman.

1874
01:44:27,220 --> 01:44:28,480
Mr. Bokkaki Bingo.

1875
01:44:30,580 --> 01:44:32,760
He is a solid guy. A stand-up guy.

1876
01:44:34,220 --> 01:44:35,260
A pillar of the community.

1877
01:44:37,200 --> 01:44:40,600
And an absolute legend of the fall.

1878
01:44:43,440 --> 01:44:46,080
Oh, fucking hell, we nearly went past the wrong shtap.

1879
01:44:46,780 --> 01:44:47,780
The right shtap, I mean.

1880
01:44:48,740 --> 01:44:50,940
Let's see if we can do this.

1881
01:44:51,060 --> 01:44:51,900
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

1882
01:44:52,960 --> 01:44:54,560
Let's see if we can do this without an accident.

1883
01:44:55,620 --> 01:44:56,960
Can we do this without an accident?

1884
01:44:58,060 --> 01:44:58,440
Fuck it.

1885
01:44:58,600 --> 01:44:59,720
What we'll do is we'll go in here.

1886
01:45:00,680 --> 01:45:02,580
We'll go in here and then reverse.

1887
01:45:03,400 --> 01:45:05,180
Because I'm on a clean run at the moment.

1888
01:45:06,060 --> 01:45:06,800
Clean bill of health.

1889
01:45:06,800 --> 01:45:13,560
Thank you very much.

1890
01:45:13,560 --> 01:45:14,880
Bokkaki Bingo.

1891
01:45:14,880 --> 01:45:15,880
Bokkaki Bingo.

1892
01:45:15,880 --> 01:45:16,820
Coco Joe, how are you?

1893
01:45:16,820 --> 01:45:20,320
Thank you very much, Coco Joe.

1894
01:45:21,780 --> 01:45:24,200
You absolute legend of the fall.

1895
01:45:25,820 --> 01:45:25,980
Oh.

1896
01:45:27,380 --> 01:45:28,220
Stand clear.

1897
01:45:28,580 --> 01:45:29,280
The doors are open.

1898
01:45:29,940 --> 01:45:30,580
Move.

1899
01:45:31,040 --> 01:45:31,600
The door can't open.

1900
01:45:31,600 --> 01:45:32,240
Stand clear.

1901
01:45:32,380 --> 01:45:32,780
How are you?

1902
01:45:32,780 --> 01:45:33,280
The doors are open.

1903
01:45:33,280 --> 01:45:34,560
We've got someone blocking the door, have we?

1904
01:45:34,700 --> 01:45:35,120
No, we don't.

1905
01:45:35,400 --> 01:45:35,500
Okay.

1906
01:45:36,800 --> 01:45:37,400
How you doing?

1907
01:45:37,800 --> 01:45:39,080
You want a shouldn't day.

1908
01:45:39,460 --> 01:45:40,020
No problem.

1909
01:45:40,440 --> 01:45:41,740
All day, all night, we're driving.

1910
01:45:42,980 --> 01:45:43,840
Not really all night.

1911
01:45:43,920 --> 01:45:45,700
We're going to be finishing up at soon enough.

1912
01:45:45,960 --> 01:45:46,780
At soon o'clock.

1913
01:45:49,580 --> 01:45:50,900
No, regular shouldn't.

1914
01:45:52,900 --> 01:45:55,060
No, 460 back in your pocket, Chitino.

1915
01:45:55,660 --> 01:45:56,120
Good man.

1916
01:45:57,620 --> 01:45:58,340
Stand clear.

1917
01:45:58,720 --> 01:45:59,520
The doors are closing.

1918
01:46:01,840 --> 01:46:02,620
Stand clear.

1919
01:46:03,000 --> 01:46:03,820
The doors are closing.

1920
01:46:04,040 --> 01:46:04,620
Great stuff.

1921
01:46:06,900 --> 01:46:21,140
I've just been informed there by a text message that Jimmy Guthrie is available for chimneying and doing a bit of fucking hatching out the back of the sheds if you've got any of that sort of stuff going on.

1922
01:46:21,860 --> 01:46:25,340
He's also got a few tools and a lot of brass for sale.

1923
01:46:25,340 --> 01:46:31,900
He's got like brass fittings and stove, halves and all that kind of stuff.

1924
01:46:32,580 --> 01:46:33,520
And pictures of horses.

1925
01:46:33,740 --> 01:46:36,220
He's going to be selling them out of a van and Wednesday morning uptown.

1926
01:46:36,540 --> 01:46:37,100
Thank you.

1927
01:46:39,720 --> 01:46:40,460
How are you getting that?

1928
01:46:40,480 --> 01:46:41,500
I don't have a business donating.

1929
01:46:42,700 --> 01:46:44,200
Counselor Lisa Chambers.

1930
01:46:44,300 --> 01:46:45,060
Thank you very much.

1931
01:46:45,340 --> 01:46:46,440
Sorry, Lisa Chambers there.

1932
01:46:46,560 --> 01:46:47,660
I got spooked.

1933
01:46:48,380 --> 01:46:50,000
Thank you very much, Counselor Chambers.

1934
01:46:53,580 --> 01:46:55,100
Where do you get the bus serviced?

1935
01:46:55,580 --> 01:46:56,020
Ballina.

1936
01:46:57,540 --> 01:46:59,260
There's a lad there that works for bus airing.

1937
01:46:59,440 --> 01:47:02,340
And he says, you can bring it in early on a Monday because the boss isn't in.

1938
01:47:03,020 --> 01:47:04,300
And I'll fucking service her there.

1939
01:47:04,540 --> 01:47:05,080
Mates rates.

1940
01:47:06,180 --> 01:47:06,660
Sure.

1941
01:47:07,140 --> 01:47:08,940
Maybe I should have actually said that.

1942
01:47:09,260 --> 01:47:09,500
Fuck.

1943
01:47:10,320 --> 01:47:12,220
Pretend what I just said there never happens.

1944
01:47:14,600 --> 01:47:15,400
How are you getting that?

1945
01:47:16,960 --> 01:47:17,900
Have you seen this?

1946
01:47:18,880 --> 01:47:19,920
Have you seen this now?

1947
01:47:21,060 --> 01:47:22,340
this guy behind my shoulder?

1948
01:47:22,340 --> 01:47:26,140
These are the fucking headbangers I have to deal with on a daily basis.

1949
01:47:26,780 --> 01:47:28,380
And if it's not them, it's robbing bastards.

1950
01:47:29,320 --> 01:47:30,380
Oh, I am sorry.

1951
01:47:30,480 --> 01:47:31,280
Yeah, you are sorry.

1952
01:47:31,400 --> 01:47:31,840
Turn it down.

1953
01:47:31,940 --> 01:47:32,600
You're wrecking my head.

1954
01:47:33,060 --> 01:47:33,420
Sure.

1955
01:47:34,620 --> 01:47:35,380
If you have a valid ticket.

1956
01:47:35,380 --> 01:47:35,780
You do.

1957
01:47:35,880 --> 01:47:36,220
Thank you.

1958
01:47:36,220 --> 01:47:37,780
No scumbags on the bus today.

1959
01:47:38,580 --> 01:47:39,300
Yes, anyways.

1960
01:47:41,340 --> 01:47:43,120
Now, warning lights off.

1961
01:47:43,960 --> 01:47:44,640
Let's, let's...

1962
01:47:44,640 --> 01:47:45,280
Oh, red light.

1963
01:47:45,460 --> 01:47:45,680
Fuck.

1964
01:47:49,780 --> 01:47:51,040
How are you doing the bus of donating?

1965
01:47:51,580 --> 01:47:52,540
The bang...

1966
01:47:52,540 --> 01:47:54,280
You doing the bus of donating?

1967
01:47:54,400 --> 01:47:54,660
Yeah.

1968
01:47:55,160 --> 01:47:56,660
Bang brothering...

1969
01:47:56,660 --> 01:47:57,420
Bingo.

1970
01:47:58,040 --> 01:47:59,040
Thank you very much.

1971
01:48:00,160 --> 01:48:02,200
And a big shout out to all the big...

1972
01:48:02,200 --> 01:48:03,680
All the bang brothers out there.

1973
01:48:04,200 --> 01:48:04,920
Including Fad.

1974
01:48:05,880 --> 01:48:07,260
I hope you're having a great weekend.

1975
01:48:07,680 --> 01:48:08,280
And, uh...

1976
01:48:08,280 --> 01:48:09,140
All the best for the weekend.

1977
01:48:11,640 --> 01:48:12,460
How are you getting that?

1978
01:48:12,620 --> 01:48:14,800
I was out way too late at the old song.

1979
01:48:16,080 --> 01:48:17,540
Are you doing the bus of donating?

1980
01:48:18,160 --> 01:48:18,940
Well, well, well.

1981
01:48:19,120 --> 01:48:19,640
Evan Flynn.

1982
01:48:19,780 --> 01:48:20,880
I cannot believe it.

1983
01:48:22,160 --> 01:48:23,020
In like Flynn.

1984
01:48:25,660 --> 01:48:26,100
Flynn...

1985
01:48:26,100 --> 01:48:26,740
Flynnopoly.

1986
01:48:27,240 --> 01:48:27,640
Flynnocracy.

1987
01:48:28,380 --> 01:48:30,020
We're living in a fucking Flynnocracy.

1988
01:48:30,020 --> 01:48:33,560
Oh, we'll close that there.

1989
01:48:33,860 --> 01:48:34,600
We'll open that.

1990
01:48:34,820 --> 01:48:35,540
Stand clear.

1991
01:48:35,860 --> 01:48:36,600
The doors are opening.

1992
01:48:37,200 --> 01:48:38,120
Thank you very much.

1993
01:48:38,480 --> 01:48:38,940
Evan Flynn.

1994
01:48:39,020 --> 01:48:39,560
Stand clear.

1995
01:48:39,960 --> 01:48:42,080
Where's the belter of a tune called Bendy Bus?

1996
01:48:42,240 --> 01:48:42,880
Will you sing it?

1997
01:48:43,120 --> 01:48:44,340
Will you sing us a bit of a song?

1998
01:48:45,160 --> 01:48:48,100
Well, I do not have the Bendy Bus song to hand at the moment.

1999
01:48:48,920 --> 01:48:49,740
It's gone walkabouts.

2000
01:48:49,860 --> 01:48:51,400
It's grown legs and it's gone walkabouts.

2001
01:48:52,620 --> 01:48:54,820
I was speaking to Johnny up the bar there last day.

2002
01:48:54,920 --> 01:48:57,300
He said he hadn't seen the MP3 files I left on a USB.

2003
01:48:58,980 --> 01:49:00,240
Universal Serial Bus.

2004
01:49:01,020 --> 01:49:03,440
That's the only bus I haven't driven yet.

2005
01:49:03,780 --> 01:49:05,080
It was the Universal Serial Bus.

2006
01:49:05,920 --> 01:49:06,860
And I've lost it.

2007
01:49:07,060 --> 01:49:08,700
And we had the fucking Bendy Bus song on that.

2008
01:49:08,780 --> 01:49:10,400
So I'm up Schlack Alley at the moment.

2009
01:49:12,820 --> 01:49:13,580
How are you getting that?

2010
01:49:13,580 --> 01:49:13,580
How are you getting that?

2011
01:49:14,860 --> 01:49:17,180
You said Willie Harold, Liam Duffy.

2012
01:49:17,900 --> 01:49:18,980
You said Willie Harold.

2013
01:49:19,880 --> 01:49:20,960
You said Willie Harold.

2014
01:49:21,920 --> 01:49:22,880
You said Willie Harold.

2015
01:49:26,080 --> 01:49:28,280
Look at that schmooze.

2016
01:49:28,860 --> 01:49:29,660
Like silk.

2017
01:49:29,660 --> 01:49:32,640
Is that a ghost?

2018
01:49:36,080 --> 01:49:38,080
Is that a ghost?

2019
01:49:38,080 --> 01:49:58,080
Hey, you're a little bit lonely. Just one more work day. Brian Morrissey, thank you very much. Yeah. Thank you, Brian Morrissey.

2020
01:49:58,080 --> 01:50:02,080
Oh, yeah, man.

2021
01:50:02,080 --> 01:50:27,200
And of course, relation to the McBrides there and all. And we've lost. It's great you're helping to keep the memories alive in the airways. Thank you, Louise, at the shop in Orem. So thank you very much indeed, Louise, for sharing that with us tonight. And Rooney's shop there in Orem. Always such a lovely place to drop in to meet Louise and the folks. And just great to hear from you as well.

2022
01:50:27,200 --> 01:50:45,920
We'll be having a song from Tom and Dean in a little while. Very little while. Coming up maybe a second next on the show. And now let's see where else are we awaiting here. For Ciaran Kylie in Clunfad. Wishing you a speed of recovery in the General Hospital in Castlebar.

2023
01:50:45,920 --> 01:50:59,240
Now everybody from Angela is having a great Sunday evening out there in the mainframe. For Pauline Macken. Oh, it's just shoutouts. Shoutouts galore, isn't it?

2024
01:51:01,540 --> 01:51:07,640
Well, as the grandmother used to say, a big dick goes a long way.

2025
01:51:08,920 --> 01:51:14,980
And that's in there from Luke Murray. I'm glad you're enjoying the show, Luke Murray. And thank you very much for the proverbs.

2026
01:51:18,980 --> 01:51:26,860
Peddling big fat lines. Well, I'm not. The only thing I'm peddling at the moment are these pedals down here. Bottom right-hand corner. Steel.

2027
01:51:32,920 --> 01:51:46,260
Be a tourist in your own town. Don't litter. Remember to always be a great ambassador for the place that you live because the people want to go away with the great, you know, experience in their back pocket to tell their friends.

2028
01:51:51,920 --> 01:51:56,800
And I'm very, very excited to get down to Matthew Mattress's Mattress Mats.

2029
01:51:57,920 --> 01:51:58,920
And pick up a fucking...

2030
01:52:00,040 --> 01:52:03,880
A water... A waterbed. I think they're back in... They're back in fashion again.

2031
01:52:04,500 --> 01:52:06,680
After... We'll bring the mattress down to the Varee Cinema.

2032
01:52:07,700 --> 01:52:08,880
And, uh...

2033
01:52:08,880 --> 01:52:10,520
Throw the mattress down the back of the aisle.

2034
01:52:11,960 --> 01:52:14,460
And if I... If the film is rubbish, I'll just take a nap.

2035
01:52:15,400 --> 01:52:16,700
They often let me do that.

2036
01:52:16,700 --> 01:52:23,580
David St. Patrick.

2037
01:52:24,360 --> 01:52:26,440
How the hell are you...

2038
01:52:26,440 --> 01:52:27,700
It is a long time...

2039
01:52:28,480 --> 01:52:29,200
No see.

2040
01:52:31,200 --> 01:52:32,880
I hope you're sure that you're...

2041
01:52:32,880 --> 01:52:33,900
You're keeping well, David.

2042
01:52:35,660 --> 01:52:36,880
I hope you're keeping well.

2043
01:52:37,380 --> 01:52:38,400
It's a long time no see.

2044
01:52:39,760 --> 01:52:41,700
And David is one of the...

2045
01:52:43,120 --> 01:52:45,360
The stalwart first on the scenes.

2046
01:52:46,140 --> 01:52:48,100
First... First... First time responder.

2047
01:52:48,700 --> 01:52:50,540
He's a... He's an emergency responder.

2048
01:52:51,960 --> 01:52:54,060
But he's been out of the mainframe for a while.

2049
01:52:55,480 --> 01:52:56,580
Big shout out to David.

2050
01:53:01,880 --> 01:53:03,420
He's doing a bit of donating.

2051
01:53:05,160 --> 01:53:06,600
Dermot Lopez. Thank you.

2052
01:53:06,800 --> 01:53:06,980
Yeah.

2053
01:53:08,040 --> 01:53:08,880
That's my...

2054
01:53:08,880 --> 01:53:09,960
Thank you very much.

2055
01:53:10,760 --> 01:53:12,000
Dermot Lopez Productions.

2056
01:53:12,560 --> 01:53:13,040
I tell you.

2057
01:53:13,160 --> 01:53:15,880
Dermot Lopez Productions is a great man altogether as well.

2058
01:53:15,880 --> 01:53:17,060
You need to check out his channel.

2059
01:53:17,820 --> 01:53:18,660
Like and Shlug...

2060
01:53:18,660 --> 01:53:19,600
Shlug Scribe.

2061
01:53:20,800 --> 01:53:22,820
And Shlug Scribe to this place as well.

2062
01:53:22,880 --> 01:53:24,260
To this channel you're watching this on.

2063
01:53:24,300 --> 01:53:25,120
So you get the notification.

2064
01:53:25,120 --> 01:53:27,120
Oh he's getting there.

2065
01:53:27,120 --> 01:53:44,120
Little reminder there folks can everybody. Little reminder to every passenger there. Little reminder to all the passengers who are with us today. Please like or subscribe to the channel there and we will bring Shlugherrin into the future. Thank you.

2066
01:53:47,120 --> 01:53:48,120
How are you getting there?

2067
01:53:50,120 --> 01:53:52,120
Are you doing a business donating?

2068
01:53:53,120 --> 01:53:54,120
Steff!

2069
01:53:54,120 --> 01:53:56,120
He's doing a business donating here.

2070
01:53:56,120 --> 01:53:58,120
Thank you very much Steff.

2071
01:54:00,120 --> 01:54:01,120
Thank you very much.

2072
01:54:01,120 --> 01:54:03,120
Stand clear. The doors are opening.

2073
01:54:05,120 --> 01:54:06,120
How are you?

2074
01:54:06,120 --> 01:54:07,120
Stand clear. The doors are opening.

2075
01:54:07,120 --> 01:54:10,120
Somebody blocking the door down the back there. Get out the way.

2076
01:54:11,120 --> 01:54:13,120
He's doing a business donating.

2077
01:54:13,120 --> 01:54:14,120
How are you?

2078
01:54:15,120 --> 01:54:17,120
Cactus Rider. Thank you very much Cactus.

2079
01:54:17,120 --> 01:54:18,120
That's mighty.

2080
01:54:18,120 --> 01:54:20,120
That's very mighty of you.

2081
01:54:21,120 --> 01:54:22,120
No. Regular one.

2082
01:54:22,120 --> 01:54:24,120
That's one euro 80 please sir.

2083
01:54:25,120 --> 01:54:26,120
Oh.

2084
01:54:26,120 --> 01:54:28,120
Sorry I got it wrong. I got it wrong. I got it wrong.

2085
01:54:29,120 --> 01:54:30,120
Single regular quantity.

2086
01:54:31,120 --> 01:54:32,120
I gave you a senior.

2087
01:54:33,120 --> 01:54:35,120
I gave you an old person's ticket and you're a young person.

2088
01:54:36,120 --> 01:54:37,120
I apologize.

2089
01:54:42,120 --> 01:54:43,120
A single.

2090
01:54:43,120 --> 01:54:44,120
A single.

2091
01:54:44,120 --> 01:54:45,120
A regular.

2092
01:54:46,120 --> 01:54:47,120
And a print.

2093
01:54:48,120 --> 01:54:49,120
And that's 220.

2094
01:54:49,120 --> 01:54:50,120
Yeah. Thank you very much.

2095
01:54:50,120 --> 01:54:51,120
You give me 10.

2096
01:54:52,120 --> 01:54:53,120
I'll give you 780 back.

2097
01:54:55,120 --> 01:54:56,120
That's for your troubles.

2098
01:54:56,120 --> 01:54:57,120
Thank you.

2099
01:54:57,120 --> 01:54:58,120
How are you getting on old timer?

2100
01:54:58,120 --> 01:54:59,120
I'm only messing.

2101
01:55:00,120 --> 01:55:01,120
I'm old enough myself.

2102
01:55:01,120 --> 01:55:02,120
I'm old enough myself.

2103
01:55:03,120 --> 01:55:04,120
Thank you very much.

2104
01:55:08,120 --> 01:55:09,120
Thank you very much.

2105
01:55:10,120 --> 01:55:11,120
C.D.

2106
01:55:11,120 --> 01:55:12,120
Thank you very much.

2107
01:55:13,120 --> 01:55:14,120
Just can't stop.

2108
01:55:14,120 --> 01:55:15,120
I don't know.

2109
01:55:15,120 --> 01:55:16,120
That's mine.

2110
01:55:16,120 --> 01:55:17,120
That's mine.

2111
01:55:17,120 --> 01:55:18,120
Han the Snake from New York.

2112
01:55:18,120 --> 01:55:19,120
Thank you very much.

2113
01:55:19,120 --> 01:55:20,120
C.D.

2114
01:55:21,120 --> 01:55:22,120
Now senior.

2115
01:55:22,120 --> 01:55:23,120
Single.

2116
01:55:23,120 --> 01:55:24,120
And a one.

2117
01:55:24,120 --> 01:55:26,120
And that'll be one euro 80 please.

2118
01:55:28,120 --> 01:55:29,120
You've got the five you do.

2119
01:55:29,120 --> 01:55:30,120
I'll give you one.

2120
01:55:30,120 --> 01:55:31,120
I'll give you a 320 back.

2121
01:55:32,120 --> 01:55:33,120
Best of luck.

2122
01:55:33,120 --> 01:55:34,120
No problem.

2123
01:55:34,120 --> 01:55:35,120
Best of luck everybody.

2124
01:55:38,120 --> 01:55:39,120
Staying clear.

2125
01:55:39,120 --> 01:55:40,120
The doors are closing.

2126
01:55:42,120 --> 01:55:43,120
Staying clear.

2127
01:55:43,120 --> 01:55:44,120
The doors are closing.

2128
01:55:45,120 --> 01:55:46,120
Ronan.

2129
01:55:46,120 --> 01:55:48,120
Ronan Wilsh.

2130
01:55:49,120 --> 01:55:51,120
Thank you very much Ronan Wilsh.

2131
01:55:52,120 --> 01:55:54,120
I hope that you are doing well.

2132
01:55:54,120 --> 01:55:56,120
And the rest of the Wilshes too out there.

2133
01:55:57,120 --> 01:55:58,120
Good man.

2134
01:55:58,120 --> 01:56:00,120
Westport looks a bit like Barcelona you see.

2135
01:56:01,120 --> 01:56:02,120
Well.

2136
01:56:02,120 --> 01:56:03,120
That's the way this place is.

2137
01:56:04,120 --> 01:56:05,120
That's the way this place is.

2138
01:56:06,120 --> 01:56:07,120
How you get that?

2139
01:56:07,120 --> 01:56:08,120
If you look around ya.

2140
01:56:08,120 --> 01:56:11,120
Westport has come on leaps and browns.

2141
01:56:12,120 --> 01:56:14,120
It's come on leaps and bounds.

2142
01:56:14,120 --> 01:56:15,120
Since.

2143
01:56:15,120 --> 01:56:16,120
Michael the Ring.

2144
01:56:16,120 --> 01:56:18,120
Decided to implicate his.

2145
01:56:18,120 --> 01:56:19,120
Strategy.

2146
01:56:20,120 --> 01:56:21,120
And we've got everything.

2147
01:56:21,120 --> 01:56:22,120
Tennis courts.

2148
01:56:24,120 --> 01:56:25,120
We're in the boom time.

2149
01:56:26,120 --> 01:56:27,120
We're in the feckin boom time.

2150
01:56:30,120 --> 01:56:32,120
I can't wait for the weekend.

2151
01:56:33,120 --> 01:56:34,120
Tennis courts.

2152
01:56:35,120 --> 01:56:36,120
Tennis courts.

2153
01:56:39,120 --> 01:56:40,120
Nobody's getting off her on.

2154
01:56:41,120 --> 01:56:42,120
I can't.

2155
01:56:42,120 --> 01:56:43,120
Tempt anybody to get off the bus.

2156
01:56:48,120 --> 01:56:49,120
Not a hope.

2157
01:56:50,120 --> 01:56:51,120
Not a hope.

2158
01:56:51,120 --> 01:57:03,120
I'm always missing the bleeding songs.

2159
01:57:03,120 --> 01:57:04,120
Oh we've got a double bill.

2160
01:57:04,120 --> 01:57:05,120
Double whammy.

2161
01:57:06,120 --> 01:57:09,120
Double whammy in your jammies.

2162
01:57:12,120 --> 01:57:13,120
The Univis is going to be donating.

2163
01:57:13,120 --> 01:57:14,120
The Macron show.

2164
01:57:14,120 --> 01:57:15,120
Thank you very much.

2165
01:57:15,120 --> 01:57:16,120
The Univis is going to be donating.

2166
01:57:16,120 --> 01:57:17,120
Yeah.

2167
01:57:17,120 --> 01:57:18,120
Thanks very much the Macron show.

2168
01:57:18,120 --> 01:57:20,120
I'll check out your website live.

2169
01:57:20,120 --> 01:57:21,120
Thank you.

2170
01:57:21,120 --> 01:57:22,120
I'll get that.

2171
01:57:22,120 --> 01:57:24,960
Are we getting that?

2172
01:57:39,960 --> 01:57:45,000
Are we getting that?

2173
01:57:47,780 --> 01:57:48,960
He's dating to you.

2174
01:57:49,280 --> 01:57:50,000
The dog is all good.

2175
01:57:50,000 --> 01:57:52,000
I'm just a good one.

2176
01:57:52,000 --> 01:57:54,120
Staying clear. The doors are open.

2177
01:57:54,800 --> 01:57:55,200
Oh yeah.

2178
01:57:55,200 --> 01:58:08,980
Staying clear. The doors are open.

2179
01:58:08,980 --> 01:58:13,260
Staying clear. The doors are open.

2180
01:58:13,260 --> 01:58:15,260
for me.

2181
01:58:15,260 --> 01:58:37,260
We've shared so many good times and we've cried each other's tears. Heaven's blessed us with love that's lasted through the years. For fuck's sake.

2182
01:58:37,260 --> 01:58:45,260
Excuse me can you let me out?

2183
01:58:45,260 --> 01:58:53,260
Stand here. The doors are open. Stand here. Stay the door open. Some of the people like you know.

2184
01:58:53,260 --> 01:59:02,260
What? The door is sweet. You brought so much happiness and meaning for my love.

2185
01:59:02,260 --> 01:59:10,260
Look at the pothole there. Giant pothole. What is the council doing about that pothole? Sweet FA.

2186
01:59:10,260 --> 01:59:14,260
I forgot to lock the door.

2187
01:59:14,260 --> 01:59:22,260
And I'd just like to thank you for being what you are.

2188
01:59:22,260 --> 01:59:34,260
I didn't expect the food is easier. But Christina is happy.

2189
01:59:34,260 --> 01:59:36,260
Is it beautiful?

2190
01:59:36,260 --> 01:59:56,260
I know the times will be alright whenever you're around. We've shared so many good times and we've dried each other's tears. Heaven bless us with love.

2191
01:59:56,260 --> 02:00:15,260
disaster through the years. Will you still bring me flowers when you know I'm feeling down? I know that things will be alright.

2192
02:00:15,260 --> 02:00:37,260
When we're in town, will you still bring me flowers? And Lord, a big pack of fears.

2193
02:00:37,260 --> 02:00:51,260
*music*

2194
02:00:51,260 --> 02:01:00,260
Great stuff. What an absolutely amazing powerhouse of a tune. Powerful. Very, very...

2195
02:01:00,260 --> 02:01:18,260
That was one of the greatest tunes that I ever did here in my life. It was powerful on a number of levels. It was visceral. And it was also a tour de force. As well as being a tour de France.

2196
02:01:18,260 --> 02:01:45,260
It actually encapsulated the pain, fury, grit, determination, tenacity of a tour de France. The song had an emotional range. Nothing like that of the ups and downs of the Alps stages. The Tourmalet. The fucking Lance Armstrongs. The Pantanis. The Pantaine Pro V.

2197
02:01:45,260 --> 02:01:49,260
All the boys.

2198
02:01:49,260 --> 02:02:04,260
Now, we're at the end of this godforsaken journey. Which has been, I think, perfect. I think it's been perfect. There hasn't been a fatality. As of yet.

2199
02:02:04,260 --> 02:02:08,260
How are we getting that?

2200
02:02:08,260 --> 02:02:12,260
Fingers crushed now. There'll be no fatalities before I get her into the garage.

2201
02:02:18,260 --> 02:02:19,260
Check her right here.

2202
02:02:22,260 --> 02:02:24,260
Let that wheel spin.

2203
02:02:24,260 --> 02:02:26,260
Let that wheel spin.

2204
02:02:26,260 --> 02:02:29,260
Let that wheel spin right through your hands.

2205
02:02:29,260 --> 02:02:32,260
Leathery old wheel.

2206
02:02:32,260 --> 02:02:35,260
We'll take the fast lane.

2207
02:02:35,260 --> 02:02:39,260
We don't want to be in the same lane as the slowpokes.

2208
02:02:40,260 --> 02:02:45,260
Lovely bit of busing.

2209
02:02:45,260 --> 02:02:56,260
There's nothing like a bit of busing on a Sunday night to help wind down and get ready for the week ahead, you know.

2210
02:02:56,260 --> 02:02:59,260
Whether or not you have a hard week ahead or an easy one.

2211
02:02:59,260 --> 02:03:03,260
It's always nice to bus back and relax.

2212
02:03:03,260 --> 02:03:04,260
Take stock.

2213
02:03:04,260 --> 02:03:06,260
Think about what's going on.

2214
02:03:06,260 --> 02:03:07,260
Where you're going.

2215
02:03:07,260 --> 02:03:08,260
What's happening.

2216
02:03:08,260 --> 02:03:11,260
Don't worry about it too much, you know.

2217
02:03:13,260 --> 02:03:15,260
Living in the moment is a great thing as well, you know.

2218
02:03:15,260 --> 02:03:17,260
The bus is all about being in the moment.

2219
02:03:19,260 --> 02:03:21,260
Your job is to go from A to B to C to D.

2220
02:03:21,260 --> 02:03:22,260
You're picking people up.

2221
02:03:22,260 --> 02:03:23,260
You're dropping people off.

2222
02:03:25,260 --> 02:03:28,260
And all of life's worries just float away.

2223
02:03:29,260 --> 02:03:34,260
Sometimes, I wish that maybe all of life could be just one big bus journey.

2224
02:03:35,260 --> 02:03:36,260
In many ways it is.

2225
02:03:38,260 --> 02:03:39,260
You know.

2226
02:03:39,260 --> 02:03:40,260
You will have those days where.

2227
02:03:42,260 --> 02:03:44,260
You fucking run a red light.

2228
02:03:45,260 --> 02:03:46,260
And somebody stops you.

2229
02:03:47,260 --> 02:03:49,260
And you won't be able to go out anymore.

2230
02:03:49,260 --> 02:03:50,260
Or something will be grounded.

2231
02:03:51,260 --> 02:03:52,260
You'll be out of commission.

2232
02:03:54,260 --> 02:03:56,260
And you'll have those days where you shunt a punto.

2233
02:03:59,260 --> 02:04:02,260
I remember I was down in Punta Shunta a few weeks back.

2234
02:04:03,260 --> 02:04:04,260
For the Cabbage Festival.

2235
02:04:05,260 --> 02:04:06,260
And I ended up shunting a punto.

2236
02:04:07,260 --> 02:04:08,260
And, uh.

2237
02:04:08,260 --> 02:04:10,260
It led to some terrible discrepancies.

2238
02:04:11,260 --> 02:04:13,260
But that's again like life.

2239
02:04:13,260 --> 02:04:14,260
You might shunt a punto.

2240
02:04:14,260 --> 02:04:15,260
How are you getting that?

2241
02:04:15,260 --> 02:04:18,260
And you have to fucking face up to the consequences.

2242
02:04:19,260 --> 02:04:22,260
And then there'll be days when you fucking run someone over.

2243
02:04:23,260 --> 02:04:24,260
And they're the worst days.

2244
02:04:25,260 --> 02:04:27,260
Especially if you do it twice in the same day.

2245
02:04:28,260 --> 02:04:29,260
With a double denim.

2246
02:04:30,260 --> 02:04:31,260
You know.

2247
02:04:31,260 --> 02:04:33,260
You don't want to be seen wearing double denim.

2248
02:04:33,260 --> 02:04:34,260
Crimes against fashion.

2249
02:04:35,260 --> 02:04:37,260
How are you getting that?

2250
02:04:37,260 --> 02:04:43,260
Did you see there was a lad there who went into the garage station to complain about the quality of the...

2251
02:04:44,260 --> 02:04:46,260
The wacky backy he was smoking.

2252
02:04:47,260 --> 02:04:49,260
And he got arrested for that.

2253
02:04:52,260 --> 02:04:54,260
I was thinking that's a crime against fashion.

2254
02:04:54,260 --> 02:04:56,260
Or a crime of fashion.

2255
02:05:09,260 --> 02:05:10,260
We'll see you.

2256
02:05:10,260 --> 02:05:11,260
We'll see you into this lane here.

2257
02:05:11,260 --> 02:05:12,260
Like so.

2258
02:05:12,260 --> 02:05:13,260
We don't want to...

2259
02:05:13,260 --> 02:05:14,260
We don't want to...

2260
02:05:14,260 --> 02:05:15,260
Oh, look at that.

2261
02:05:15,260 --> 02:05:16,260
We don't want to shunt him.

2262
02:05:17,260 --> 02:05:18,260
We're double leaning.

2263
02:05:18,260 --> 02:05:19,260
We're double leaning at the moment.

2264
02:05:20,260 --> 02:05:22,760
We're double lanin'

2265
02:05:22,760 --> 02:05:24,260
We're double lanin' at the moment

2266
02:05:24,260 --> 02:05:26,400
That's a bit of freestyle busing for you

2267
02:05:26,400 --> 02:05:28,420
Pure freestyle baby

2268
02:05:28,420 --> 02:05:29,320
420

2269
02:05:29,320 --> 02:05:32,880
We're rockin' the rim of the road

2270
02:05:32,880 --> 02:05:37,280
This guy come on

2271
02:05:37,280 --> 02:05:43,760
There we go

2272
02:05:43,760 --> 02:05:47,900
Come on

2273
02:05:47,900 --> 02:05:49,320
Speed up picture

2274
02:05:49,320 --> 02:06:03,360
No

2275
02:06:03,360 --> 02:06:05,220
Fantastic

2276
02:06:05,220 --> 02:06:08,200
Plastic fantastic

2277
02:06:08,200 --> 02:06:11,700
Look at this

2278
02:06:11,700 --> 02:06:16,160
Insane

2279
02:06:18,380 --> 02:06:24,380
And my thoughts to you darn the fly

2280
02:06:24,380 --> 02:06:27,060
I sang about a fly

2281
02:06:27,060 --> 02:06:34,060
Lovely

2282
02:06:34,060 --> 02:06:34,060
Lovely

2283
02:06:34,060 --> 02:06:50,740
Let's have a look at this

2284
02:06:50,740 --> 02:06:57,740
Level up

2285
02:06:57,740 --> 02:06:59,160
Level up

2286
02:06:59,160 --> 02:07:03,020
Level up

2287
02:07:03,020 --> 02:07:03,020
Level up

2288
02:07:03,020 --> 02:07:05,420
Oh yeah time

2289
02:07:05,420 --> 02:07:10,720
That's a great way to end the evening

2290
02:07:10,720 --> 02:07:11,420
Fantastic

2291
02:07:11,420 --> 02:07:11,920
Fantastic

2292
02:07:11,920 --> 02:07:21,660
We've leveled up to a new bus

2293
02:07:21,660 --> 02:07:24,420
That is absolutely fantastic

2294
02:07:24,420 --> 02:07:26,120
Thank you very much

2295
02:07:26,120 --> 02:07:29,640
For joining us for this week's Schluggeron

2296
02:07:29,640 --> 02:07:34,020
Thank you for choosing Schluggeron to bring you to your destination

2297
02:07:34,020 --> 02:07:35,340
We're getting there

2298
02:07:35,340 --> 02:07:35,340
We're getting there

2299
02:07:35,340 --> 02:07:37,140
One bus at a side

2300
02:07:37,140 --> 02:07:43,520
It's been an absolute pleasure

2301
02:07:43,520 --> 02:07:49,500
Thank you very much

2302
02:07:49,500 --> 02:07:50,140
It's fine

2303
02:07:50,140 --> 02:07:55,700
Going to see Davey Grohl and the boys tomorrow night in Belfast

2304
02:07:55,700 --> 02:08:00,160
Hoping the transport is as reliable as Schluggeron to be able to do it

2305
02:08:00,160 --> 02:08:01,280
I hope so too

2306
02:08:01,280 --> 02:08:03,100
Say hello to Grohl

2307
02:08:03,100 --> 02:08:07,200
Say hello to Grohl and the Foo Foo boys

2308
02:08:07,200 --> 02:08:11,740
Bring him a little baggie of Foo Foo

2309
02:08:11,740 --> 02:08:14,340
It's like African rice

2310
02:08:14,340 --> 02:08:16,560
Dave Grohl loves it

2311
02:08:16,560 --> 02:08:18,720
That's why he named the band Foo Fighters

2312
02:08:18,720 --> 02:08:26,120
How are we getting there?

2313
02:08:27,520 --> 02:08:29,160
Good night and God bless everybody

2314
02:08:29,160 --> 02:08:31,280
Thank you very much

2315
02:08:31,280 --> 02:08:31,620
Thank you

2316
02:08:31,620 --> 02:08:33,620
Thank you

2317
02:08:33,620 --> 02:08:35,620
Thank you

2318
02:08:35,620 --> 02:08:39,620
Thank you

2319
02:08:39,620 --> 02:09:09,600
Thank you

2320
02:09:09,600 --> 02:09:11,600
Thank you

2321
02:09:11,600 --> 02:09:11,600
Thank you

2322
02:09:11,600 --> 02:09:11,600
Thank you

2323
02:09:11,600 --> 02:09:13,600
Thank you

2324
02:09:13,600 --> 02:09:13,600
Thank you

2325
02:09:13,600 --> 02:09:13,600
Thank you

2326
02:09:13,600 --> 02:09:13,600
Thank you

2327
02:09:13,600 --> 02:09:15,600
Thank you

2328
02:09:15,600 --> 02:09:17,600
Thank you

2329
02:09:17,600 --> 02:09:17,600
Thank you

2330
02:09:17,600 --> 02:09:17,600
Thank you

2331
02:09:17,600 --> 02:09:17,600
Thank you

2332
02:09:17,600 --> 02:09:17,600
Thank you

2333
02:09:17,600 --> 02:09:17,600
Thank you

2334
02:09:17,600 --> 02:09:17,600
Thank you

2335
02:09:17,600 --> 02:09:23,640
We're hardly more than strangers ignoring all...
